Your mom was a lil too passionate with the horse she rode in on, bytch. Don't ask me how.

She probably was that woman in that infamous 'Horse fukks Woman' vid that was one of the first viral innanet vids when the net first got popping back in the 90's. shyt all makes sense now why you were the only one offended with that post (and I bet your ass whinnied as you pressed send too, horse-bytch nikka), since you don't have no black pride cuz your complexion ain't really melanin at all, just the byproduct of Mr. Ed
being your apparent father, you literal mixed breed muh-fukka.