Many dudes will send their woman flowers to her job tomorrow, only to find out....

[iBrowse]

Oh wait the girl sent that ^

 

[Fillerguy]

Shorty getting flowers from hubby on V day but told me she gonna be on around the 14th so we gotta get it in before. Hubby gonna have a messed up v day fyi

Spoiler

Bro you a scumbag right down to the calendar descriptions

 

[iBrowse]

You nikkas need to learn to paag for real. One of my paags bought me an art piece for vday and the other, whom knows paag #1, asked to come over after she leaves

 

[Easy-E]

You better update us on ya cousin and ya homies' v days

 

[Bunchy Carter]

....she didn't go to work that day and she spent that day with another dude.

I remember I once heard a girl tell another girl over the phone, "GIRL, YOUR HUSBAND SENT YOU ROSES. THEY'RE IN YOUR OFFICE. WHEN YOU GET HOME, MAKE SURE YOU LET HIM KNOW YOU GOT THEM. THEY'RE A DOZEN LONG-STEMMED ROSES IN A RED TINTED VASE"

Then she hung up looked at me and said "BOO, nikka" with no shame

You must work at a call center

 

[mag357]

Wait. She's sending you info on when she can have unprotected sex with you?

Are you for real nikka playing with your life like this? SHE IS MARRIED AND FUKKS YOU - what makes you think you're the only dumping in there. Don't let your arrogance become your closest advisor my G. We need your threads for the slow Thursdays and boredom. Stick around breh.

We all sharing, bro bro....
I'm trying to stop fukking niggsz wifed but the shyt is too easy

 

[CarmelBarbie]

Reading this, just made me bust out laughing.

 

[mag357]

And it's also dudes with faithful girls that gonna get they knob polished with no problem......y'all with these horror stories bout women u ain't fukkin....what's the point of puffin that on ppls mind to cause insecurity.....sad....

You buggin bro

 

[Konnan]

We should all praise @skeetsinternal for his tireless effort to remind us that these whores aint shyt

His adventures are motivation for me to never get caught slipping and EVER having one of these horror stories happen to me

Theres a skeetsinternal in every town and I advise you to go home today and break up with your chick

 

[skeetsinternal]

We should all praise @skeetsinternal for his tireless effort to remind us that these whores aint shyt

His adventures are motivation for me to never get caught slipping and EVER having one of these horror stories happen to me

Theres a skeetsinternal in every town and I advise you to go home today and break up with your chick

Basically. I'm a normal nikka having fun out there.

When you talk to ANY female just imagine "I ain't shyt" on her forehead and yo whole experience as a man changes.

 

[teacher]

#UglyGang don't have these problems.

That’s all #uglygang problem. If you gotta chick best believe she lusting after a fly fit 6 fig nig like me

If she’s adopted these american values good chance you might be fukked if she had a good role model it’s 50/50 depending on if the nicca she creeping with is serious or not.....facts

 

[Sterling Archer]

Then she hung up looked at me and said "BOO, nikka" with no shame

 

[Soundbwoy]

I remember I used to work in a call centre 10 years ago and this chick that was sitting next to me had chocolate and flowers a random guy sent her we ended up eating the chocolates while cracking jokes about the guy

 

[Devilinurear]

Shorty getting flowers from hubby on V day but told me she gonna be on around the 14th so we gotta get it in before. Hubby gonna have a messed up v day fyi

Spoiler

Lol u label it unprotected

 

[badboys11]

Had a cook show up to work bragging about this server he had just fukked. It was valentines, she had a date that night, and didnt want to risk sleeping with him on the first date.