Many dudes will send their woman flowers to her job tomorrow, only to find out....

[BlaqkSpliffin]

Story time

A couple years ago when I was in college I met this tall thick darksin chick at my internship. At first I had no interest in her but as we spent time together we fell for each other. We spent the summer together going to parties, concerts, amusement parks, fukking, being lovey dovey and shyt. Still my favorite summer tbh. It was also dope cause she was one of those overachieving types so she kept me motivated and put me onto a bunch of shyt that's still helping me now. After the summer ended we decided to do the long distance thing cause I was in school on the east coast and she went to school down south. My first mistake. Before she left I bought her a birthday gift that I really couldn't afford to show her how I felt about her. My second mistake. So we both leave for school and we talk everyday. She used to help me write my papers, when went home for thanksgiving I met her folks, I was cool with her friends. shyt was cool. One day we're texting and she's telling me how she's started working out and how she got a trainer. You already know where this is going.

I'm like "that's whats up, who is it?" She tells me it's one of her male friends from school. I'm like "what?" She's like "yeah, he's been wanting to get into training for awhile and he said he wouldn't charge me so it seemed like a good fit." I tried to tell her dude was plotting on her but she told me that they were just friends and I was being insecure. I let it go. Mistake #3. Fast forward to Valentines Day. Her birthday is in between Christmas and V-Day so we agreed that I'd just get her something for V-Day instead of all 3 days. It was my first V-Day being in a relationship, and it was her birthday & Christmas gift so I went super simp. All together I spent about $400 on her shyt. $400 I didn't really have either. Mistake #4. She was happy as shyt and called me all emotional talking bout "no dude had ever gone that OD for her". Told me she loved me. Like a week later I see a friend of her's snapchat and on there I see "my girl" cuddled up with the trainer nikka she told me not to worry about. I confronted her about it and she tried to apologize and say it wasn't what I thought it was but I wasn't going for that shyt. Dropped her ass and blocked her on everything. This was like 3 years ago. Saw her over the summer, we talked and we cool now. She still with that nikka too so.

I deserved that L for being a sprung simp ignoring the signs. I was like 21 and she was 19 tho. shyt happens.

I've had good V-days since.

 

[Legal]

the most carefully thought out debauchery i ever seen

The irony of a breh that gets called messy so often being so organized

 

[panopticon]

....she didn't go to work that day and she spent that day with another dude.

I remember I once heard a girl tell another girl over the phone, "GIRL, YOUR HUSBAND SENT YOU ROSES. THEY'RE IN YOUR OFFICE. WHEN YOU GET HOME, MAKE SURE YOU LET HIM KNOW YOU GOT THEM. THEY'RE A DOZEN LONG-STEMMED ROSES IN A RED TINTED VASE"

Then she hung up looked at me and said "BOO, nikka" with no shame

 

[semicko82]

A couple years ago when I was in college I met this tall thick darksin chick at my internship. At first I had no interest in her but as we spent time together we fell for each other. We spent the summer together going to parties, concerts, amusement parks, fukking, being lovey dovey and shyt. Still my favorite summer tbh. It was also dope cause she was one of those overachieving types so she kept me motivated and put me onto a bunch of shyt that's still helping me now. After the summer ended we decided to do the long distance thing cause I was in school on the east coast and she went to school down south. My first mistake. Before she left I bought her a birthday gift that I really couldn't afford to show her how I felt about her. My second mistake. So we both leave for school and we talk everyday. She used to help me write my papers, when went home for thanksgiving I met her folks, I was cool with her friends. shyt was cool. One day we're texting and she's telling me how she's started working out and how she got a trainer. You already know where this is going.

I'm like "that's whats up, who is it?" She tells me it's one of her male friends from school. I'm like "what?" She's like "yeah, he's been wanting to get into training for awhile and he said he wouldn't charge me so it seemed like a good fit." I tried to tell her dude was plotting on her but she told me that they were just friends and I was being insecure. I let it go. Mistake #3. Fast forward to Valentines Day. Her birthday is in between Christmas and V-Day so we agreed that I'd just get her something for V-Day instead of all 3 days. It was my first V-Day being in a relationship, and it was her birthday & Christmas gift so I went super simp. All together I spent about $400 on her shyt. $400 I didn't really have either. Mistake #4. She was happy as shyt and called me all emotional talking bout "no dude had ever gone that OD for her". Told me she loved me. Like a week later I see a friend of her's snapchat and on there I see "my girl" cuddled up with the trainer nikka she told me not to worry about. I confronted her about it and she tried to apologize and say it wasn't what I thought it was but I wasn't going for that shyt. Dropped her ass and blocked her on everything. This was like 3 years ago. Saw her over the summer, we talked and we cool now. She still with that nikka too so.

I deserved that L for being a sprung simp ignoring the signs. I was like 21 and she was 19 tho. shyt happens.

I've had good V-days since.

You took like a G, you didn’t wig out on that chick

 

[panopticon]

A couple years ago when I was in college I met this tall thick darksin chick at my internship. At first I had no interest in her but as we spent time together we fell for each other. We spent the summer together going to parties, concerts, amusement parks, fukking, being lovey dovey and shyt. Still my favorite summer tbh. It was also dope cause she was one of those overachieving types so she kept me motivated and put me onto a bunch of shyt that's still helping me now. After the summer ended we decided to do the long distance thing cause I was in school on the east coast and she went to school down south. My first mistake. Before she left I bought her a birthday gift that I really couldn't afford to show her how I felt about her. My second mistake. So we both leave for school and we talk everyday. She used to help me write my papers, when went home for thanksgiving I met her folks, I was cool with her friends. shyt was cool. One day we're texting and she's telling me how she's started working out and how she got a trainer. You already know where this is going.

I'm like "that's whats up, who is it?" She tells me it's one of her male friends from school. I'm like "what?" She's like "yeah, he's been wanting to get into training for awhile and he said he wouldn't charge me so it seemed like a good fit." I tried to tell her dude was plotting on her but she told me that they were just friends and I was being insecure. I let it go. Mistake #3. Fast forward to Valentines Day. Her birthday is in between Christmas and V-Day so we agreed that I'd just get her something for V-Day instead of all 3 days. It was my first V-Day being in a relationship, and it was her birthday & Christmas gift so I went super simp. All together I spent about $400 on her shyt. $400 I didn't really have either. Mistake #4. She was happy as shyt and called me all emotional talking bout "no dude had ever gone that OD for her". Told me she loved me. Like a week later I see a friend of her's snapchat and on there I see "my girl" cuddled up with the trainer nikka she told me not to worry about. I confronted her about it and she tried to apologize and say it wasn't what I thought it was but I wasn't going for that shyt. Dropped her ass and blocked her on everything. This was like 3 years ago. Saw her over the summer, we talked and we cool now. She still with that nikka too so.

I deserved that L for being a sprung simp ignoring the signs. I was like 21 and she was 19 tho. shyt happens.

I've had good V-days since.

Live and learn

 

[skeetsinternal]

You been fukking the same bytch for 7 years nikka that’s your wife too

I got it good wit her. Sex without emotional attachment. She treats me very well. She will let me know when hubby working a double or out of town. She leaves the doors open and I walk in to be greeted with a drink/beer and a hug. She hands me the remote while I lay in the bed and after she smoke her weed she'll rub me down w/ oils for a great massage to get me relaxed.. Afterwards she'll put the plastic sheets on the bed and I get down to fukk her how I want. When I'm done I take a shower to wash off all her squirt off me then kiss her on the forehead while she still laying knocked out sleeping in the wet cum soaked bed and I leave with a plate of food she already packed and ready for me (when I tell her to cook for me)

 

[skeetsinternal]

This dude has a calendar of when he has p*ssy appointments.

The organization though

Spoiler

I try to be a responsible adult. I keep 3 different apps for the 3 on the team I care about a little. Everybody else Idgaf about

 

[Blessings]

Shorty getting flowers from hubby on V day but told me she gonna be on around the 14th so we gotta get it in before. Hubby gonna have a messed up v day fyi

Spoiler

Post of the year!

 

[MikeOck]

....she didn't go to work that day and she spent that day with another dude.

I remember I once heard a girl tell another girl over the phone, "GIRL, YOUR HUSBAND SENT YOU ROSES. THEY'RE IN YOUR OFFICE. WHEN YOU GET HOME, MAKE SURE YOU LET HIM KNOW YOU GOT THEM. THEY'RE A DOZEN LONG-STEMMED ROSES IN A RED TINTED VASE"

Then she hung up looked at me and said "BOO, nikka" with no shame

This is why women get away with cheating more. They're not slick. It's just that society doesn't snitch on women, and some go as far as to help them cheat. Women will help their sister in crime, and simps will feel bad about snitching on the "innocent little lady." Even if a doctor inadvertently finds out that a kid isn't the father's, he will not snitch on a bytch and even help the bytch hide it.

Meanwhile a breh cheats and all of society will be ready to snitch, or on his ass to confess. Majority of your friends are simps who've been waiting in the wings or simps who are jealous that you get multiple bytches, so men snitch on men. And let's not even get into the women, they snitch on men without a second thought.

 

[MikeOck]

A couple years ago when I was in college I met this tall thick darksin chick at my internship. At first I had no interest in her but as we spent time together we fell for each other. We spent the summer together going to parties, concerts, amusement parks, fukking, being lovey dovey and shyt. Still my favorite summer tbh. It was also dope cause she was one of those overachieving types so she kept me motivated and put me onto a bunch of shyt that's still helping me now. After the summer ended we decided to do the long distance thing cause I was in school on the east coast and she went to school down south. My first mistake. Before she left I bought her a birthday gift that I really couldn't afford to show her how I felt about her. My second mistake. So we both leave for school and we talk everyday. She used to help me write my papers, when went home for thanksgiving I met her folks, I was cool with her friends. shyt was cool. One day we're texting and she's telling me how she's started working out and how she got a trainer. You already know where this is going.

I'm like "that's whats up, who is it?" She tells me it's one of her male friends from school. I'm like "what?" She's like "yeah, he's been wanting to get into training for awhile and he said he wouldn't charge me so it seemed like a good fit." I tried to tell her dude was plotting on her but she told me that they were just friends and I was being insecure. I let it go. Mistake #3. Fast forward to Valentines Day. Her birthday is in between Christmas and V-Day so we agreed that I'd just get her something for V-Day instead of all 3 days. It was my first V-Day being in a relationship, and it was her birthday & Christmas gift so I went super simp. All together I spent about $400 on her shyt. $400 I didn't really have either. Mistake #4. She was happy as shyt and called me all emotional talking bout "no dude had ever gone that OD for her". Told me she loved me. Like a week later I see a friend of her's snapchat and on there I see "my girl" cuddled up with the trainer nikka she told me not to worry about. I confronted her about it and she tried to apologize and say it wasn't what I thought it was but I wasn't going for that shyt. Dropped her ass and blocked her on everything. This was like 3 years ago. Saw her over the summer, we talked and we cool now. She still with that nikka too so.

I deserved that L for being a sprung simp ignoring the signs. I was like 21 and she was 19 tho. shyt happens.

I've had good V-days since.

The modern man's rite of passage

After this day, you became a fully grown man.

 

[Ashley Banks]

And you know he eating the coochie later cause it's a special day :mybama:

Damn. bytches ain’t shyt

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Wait. She's sending you info on when she can have unprotected sex with you?

Are you for real nikka playing with your life like this? SHE IS MARRIED AND FUKKS YOU - what makes you think you're the only dumping in there. Don't let your arrogance become your closest advisor my G. We need your threads for the slow Thursdays and boredom. Stick around breh.

Some women probably get off on cheating on their husbands. You know the Bad Boys vs Provider thing? And it's taboo so you know it's more sloppy gush. Cold blooded ish.

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

#UglyGang don't have these problems.

We out here

 

[Mr. Glass]

Yo, this happened to me when I was like 20 or 21.



We HOH now for life.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Some women probably get off on their cheating on their husbands. You know the Bad Boys vs Provider thing? And it's taboo so you know it's more sloppy gush. Cold blooded ish.

That's precisely it, I'm sure she would prefer to show her husband the respect and treatment she shows me but he just a provider for her killing himself working doubles, gaining weight, limp dikk etc while I come thru and blow her back out. Unfortunately it's real life situations like this often illustrated by the homie @Buckeye Fever