gotta laugh to keep from cryingReading this, just made me bust out laughing.
Many dudes will send their woman flowers to her job tomorrow, only to find out....
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Nah, I have many options and a lot of love in my life. I haven’t been sick over a woman since I was in 5th grade.
Imagine asking a woman to be your valentine and KNOWING you're already gonna get hit with the#UglyGang don't have these problems.
#uglygang we all we got
A couple years ago when I was in college I met this tall thick darksin chick at my internship. At first I had no interest in her but as we spent time together we fell for each other. We spent the summer together going to parties, concerts, amusement parks, fukking, being lovey dovey and shyt. Still my favorite summer tbh. It was also dope cause she was one of those overachieving types so she kept me motivated and put me onto a bunch of shyt that's still helping me now. After the summer ended we decided to do the long distance thing cause I was in school on the east coast and she went to school down south. My first mistake. Before she left I bought her a birthday gift that I really couldn't afford to show her how I felt about her. My second mistake. So we both leave for school and we talk everyday. She used to help me write my papers, when went home for thanksgiving I met her folks, I was cool with her friends. shyt was cool. One day we're texting and she's telling me how she's started working out and how she got a trainer. You already know where this is going.
I'm like "that's whats up, who is it?" She tells me it's one of her male friends from school. I'm like "what?" She's like "yeah, he's been wanting to get into training for awhile and he said he wouldn't charge me so it seemed like a good fit." I tried to tell her dude was plotting on her but she told me that they were just friends. All together I spent about $400 on her shyt. $400 I didn't really have either. Mistake #4. She was happy as shyt and called me all emotional talking bout "no dude had ever gone that OD for her". Told me she loved me
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I deserved that L for being a sprung simp ignoring the signs. I was like 21 and she was 19 tho. shyt happens.
I've had good V-days since.
BlaqkSpliffin
Ni**as Still Weird - Me
HARLEM AL
Your broad loves me.....
Yikes, be careful playaShorty getting flowers from hubby on V day but told me she gonna be on around the 14th so we gotta get it in before. Hubby gonna have a messed up v day fyi
Shorty getting flowers from hubby on V day but told me she gonna be on around the 14th so we gotta get it in before. Hubby gonna have a messed up v day fyi
I use the same App.
I'm gonna go ahead and delete it now.
HARLEM AL
Your broad loves me.....
Yeah this fall is going to be hard as shyt.
I'm saying you doing the most for a woman who has it in her to be an ain't shyt bytch. I sent this text for the purpose of this thread to someone I used to deal with, she a First Lady of a church, husband a pastor. We still keep in touch on some cordial shyt etc but not fukking. This Sunday her husband gonna be on the pulpit but she found it OK to respond to this text.
Lol... Nah, I'm sure the nikka that got to give her presents on Valentine's day... gotta listen to her bullshyt about the bytches at her job every day... take her on a vacay sometimes and deal with her ugly ass kid from another man......ppl bout to have all kinds of nasty ass sex tommorow....here come them parade pissin ass "bu but but u share bro" ass nagas...shyt comedy man...
Yea, I'm sure she gonna give him alil head and some ass tomorrow...
But all them other days after that
You share that girl bro
Does it count if he doin his thing on the sideLol... Nah, I'm sure the nikka that got to give her presents on Valentine's day... gotta listen to her bullshyt about the bytches at her job every day... take her on a vacay sometimes and deal with her ugly ass kid from another man..
Yea, I'm sure she gonna give him alil head and some ass tomorrow...
But all them other days after that
You share that girl bro
...we only seeing one side...those might be apology flowers
...chix be talking shyt bout their dudes but let bruh keep their calls going to voicemail.."that's y I'm cheating on his ass"...women lionize alotta shyt...
J.E.T.S
Lookahere mayne...
I'm going to be at work laughing tomorrow. Hoes in relationships and living with their dudes gonna be getting hella gifts from their work baes.
I think I'm gonna nut up on my girl after work tomorrow just in case she has one on her job too!
I think I'm gonna nut up on my girl after work tomorrow just in case she has one on her job too!
staticshock
Veteran
And it's also dudes with faithful girls that gonna get they knob polished with no problem...
this
these nikkas in here act like women are the fukkin boogie man
knowing damn well its just as many dudes doing dirty shyt
Teddy could have talked me into anything.
If ur asking if hes cheating to, does it matter that shes doing he dirty... like fukk it, hes doing his thing too. So he ain't a sucka....Does it count if he doin his thing on the side
Nope... he still getting played.. cause trust me, a man is putting up with more shyt trying to keep s happy wife/girl... than women are trying keeping her man happy..
So if this niggs gotta do all this shyt, to keep her happy. And shes still out here sucking the broke young boy dikk..the nikka who stocks the cereal isle at Walmart...
Then yes. Hes losing. Even if hes getting side p*ssy
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