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We should all praise @skeetsinternal for his tireless effort to remind us that these whores aint shyt

His adventures are motivation for me to never get caught slipping and EVER having one of these horror stories happen to me

Theres a skeetsinternal in every town and I advise you to go home today and break up with your chick :ufdup:
Basically. I'm a normal nikka having fun out there.

When you talk to ANY female just imagine "I ain't shyt" on her forehead and yo whole experience as a man changes.
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Wait. She's sending you info on when she can have unprotected sex with you?
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Are you for real nikka playing with your life like this? SHE IS MARRIED AND FUKKS YOU - what makes you think you're the only dumping in there. Don't let your arrogance become your closest advisor my G. We need your threads for the slow Thursdays and boredom. Stick around breh.


@skeetsinternal is a liar that says outrageous shyt on here for attention. If that shyt is true than alls it means it that fat ass skallywag he fukking done burnt him a few times cause she been fukking other old, out of shape, nasty, desperate nikkas behind her loser husband's back also.
 

skeetsinternal

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@skeetsinternal is a liar that says outrageous shyt on here for attention. If that shyt is true than alls it means it that fat ass skallywag he fukking done burnt him a few times cause she been fukking other old, out of shape, nasty, desperate nikkas behind her loser husband's back also.
:mjlol: I'm sorry you think this bytch nikka.
 

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I try to be a responsible adult. I keep 3 different apps for the 3 on the team I care about a little. Everybody else Idgaf about


That PFEI App :myman:

@skeetsinternal is a liar that says outrageous shyt on here for attention. If that shyt is true than alls it means it that fat ass skallywag he fukking done burnt him a few times cause she been fukking other old, out of shape, nasty, desperate nikkas behind her loser husband's back also.

negged for being the same pathetic no real life having hating ass piece of shyt that you were in 2018
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Main: I’m expecting flowers tomorrow at some point, you know what time I’ll be going into work tomorrow :usure:....

Me: Yeah, you already know...:smugfavre:



(Wakes up on Valentines Day and checks TheColi, clicks on this thread)....

Me: :ohhh: ....




Me once I’m done reading all the posts:

:patrice:.....







Me around 1pm later today:

:lupe: (Checking her location)....










Me later tonight when she gets home smelling like a Jumbo Jack, but she works in a retail store:

:mjcry:....










“How was work honey-bunny......:mjgrin:
















I shoulda just checked The Booth....:sadbron:
 

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OK bytch nikka


Guarantee you gonna make YET ANOTHER clout chasing "I done fukked some fat bytch raw when her kids was sleeping and her man was at work" thread before noon. YES NOON. You can't help yourself, dirty nikka. 95% of your threads are the same embarrassing, attention seeking thread. Switch it up. Your wack shtick got old like 5 years ago. You get daps from nikkas sorry for your slow, remedial ass.
 

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Guarantee you gonna make YET ANOTHER clout chasing "I done fukked some fat bytch raw when her kids was sleeping and her man was at work" thread before noon. YES NOON. You can't help yourself, dirty nikka. 95% of your threads are the same embarrassing, attention seeking threads. Switch it up. Your shyt got old like 5 years ago. You get daps from nikkas sorry for your slow, remedial ass.
Consistency is key breh. If there is anything you can learn from me, remember that.
I do 2 things on here b, help nikkas or make nikkas mad. You been consistently mad for 5 years :smugfavre:
 
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