Mario is an extremely violent dude

[H. Selassie]

I was thinking recently, for most of my life I’ve seen Mario as a kid-friendly character but one day it finally hit me…he’s ALWAYS whooping someone’s ass (evil mushrooms, Bowser, Smash Bros, Mario Kart, etc.)

Mans is a straight sociopath:

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

Well, he’s Italian

 

[feelosofer]

Mario iz a savage.

 

[Illuminatos]

Lowkey an animal abuser too. Breh is running around stomping on animals heads, giving out brain damage and shyt.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

 

[MeachTheMonster]

I saw a fan theory that said bowser is just a concerned father and Mario and Luigi keep kidnapping the princess to get her high on mushrooms and slut her out to the forest creatures.

 

[Mandarin Duck]

He's a violent Italian criminal that we celebrate.

No different than Columbus.

 

[BulletProof]

That was caught on a Koopa Trooper body cam.



Luigi's reaction.

Bowser Was Right.

 

[BulletProof]

I saw a fan theory that said bowser is just a concerned father and Mario and Luigi keep kidnapping the princess to get her high on mushrooms and slut her out to the forest creatures.

Peddle your adult Super Mario beastiality fan fiction elsewhere, pervert.

We're gentlemen here.

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

what's this supposed to mean? That hip-hop made him violent?

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

Looks like he likes to say the n word

 

[Saint1]

Im Down with it.
Mario took on a bigger guy face to face. Him and his whole crew.
Bowser could bench press 10 Marios but got a glass jaw. Took his big ass and sonned him.
Anyone defending this bytchassness??!!

 

[Redwood]

this thread is hilarious.

 

[Complexion]

Mario is a drug addict. From shrooms to amphetamines to PCP and everything in between. Breh stays sky high.

I know a junkie when I see one...

Not even hidden but straight up in plain sight.