Mark Zuckerberg Buys An Entire UFC Event Because He's Scared of Crowds

[MikelArteta]

Vince Young bought every seat on a plane

 

[The_Sheff]

How the fukk y'all mad at Wealthy people doing Wealthy people activities???

This like when nikkaz was mad Drake rented out SoFi stadium to have dinner with his homies on the 50 yard line. That's what rich ass motherfukkaz do

Not sure about how many people actually attend events at that UFC spot but it’s hilarious how you think this is comparable.

Drake didn’t rent out the stadium while there was a Rams game and prevent fans and media from attending the game breh.

 

[UncleTomFord15]

Would fukk Mckenzie Dern

 

[TEH]

This dude worships Augustus Caesar too apparently

He’s a clone of him.

 

[Rembrandt]

confirmation that it was indeed zuck:


seriously though, i think this is some sort of test of how a live event would look in vr/the metaverse dana and zuck have recently been talking about their love of each other's industries

Meta has been doing that already for a min with NBA games.

 

[Umoja]

I will. When there's no pushback they take another step. Importsnt sporting events become tv only for peasants as billionaire groups buy triple the tickets and have all the love action for themselves.

Unfortunately foresight and the ability to critically think are lost on people.

This is coming from the same group of people who have a vision of the Earth being a tourist spot once once they've colonised the solar system.

People shouldn't be happy with billionaires going out of their way to deprive ordinary citizens of simple luxuries. It is an extension of their hubris and greed that has them depriving people of essential resources.

 

[The God Poster]

Why assume he rented it just for self? For that small a venue maybe he rented it out for a party?

 

[Wildin]

Boss shyt.

I'd do this for the Superbowl if I had his money.

And let the haters hate.

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

seriously though, i think this is some sort of test of how a live event would look in vr/the metaverse dana and zuck have recently been talking about their love of each other's industries

This seems like the most plausible explanation.

 

[Mowgli]

Boss shyt.

I'd do this for the Superbowl if I had his money.

And let the haters hate.

Why would you want to watch an entire super bowl in public by yourself. Crowds are part of the fun

 

[Wildin]

Why would you want to watch an entire super bowl in public by yourself. Crowds are part of the fun

I'd do it just to piss people off. I don't even fukk with the NFL.

I'd either not show up or be in the press box playing pool, shootin darts, playin Xbox or some shyt just so the camera can pan to me and cacs can go "That fukking n------ he's not even watching the game! This is why you don't let them get money!!!!"

 

[drederick tatum]

I don't know about this one. I wouldn't care if it was true, not sure why anyone does. But I'm gonna wait to hear it from a better source. If MacKenzie Dern told me the sky is blue I'd still make sure to double check for myself.

 

[levitate]

Likely buying it for his friends, co-workers and shyt. Like renting out a movie theater..but the ultra-wealthy version.

 

[Mowgli]

MMA's worst-kept secret confirmed: Mark Zuckerberg at UFC Fight Night 211

The media was shut out from Saturday’s UFC Fight Night 211 card at the UFC Apex in Las Vegas.

mmajunkie.usatoday.com

Media blackout because Mark is in the house. This clown must really be someone's asset. Maybe he's going to buy the UFC one day.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

How the fukk y'all mad at Wealthy people doing Wealthy people activities???

This like when nikkaz was mad Drake rented out SoFi stadium to have dinner with his homies on the 50 yard line. That's what rich ass motherfukkaz do

When he do this? Backstory? Only thing I remember is him taking that woman to Yankee stadium on a Date