Marriage Is For Pussies

BruhMayne

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But yet married men live longer:mjpls:
Only cause their wives force them to go to the hospital for things they usually wouldnt

My dad was literally on his death bed in '01 and moms was like ":childplease: if you dont bring yo ass"
 

Scientific Playa

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marriage ain't stop these playas

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:whoa: my don't get married breh's, marriage is optional so people like us don't have to do it:blessed:. But no matter how many articles we post of guys getting screwed on alimony, sexless marriages of wives holding out and all the other bullshyt. It is not gonna stop these nikkas from signing that paper:manny:. They know all the risk and they just don't care, so let these dudes :cook: .Unless ya'll can stop people from taking that drug of romantic love and reaching those highs of irrationality, then marriage isn't going anywhere.

every dude thinks his girl is special and wont do that to him

"you don't know her like i do"
 

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You know what. I am going exactly the other direction from you. You are a p*ssy if you do marry. You are a coward that is falling for conditioning, that you need the social validation of it, that you are afraid that you will be alone when you are old, that you need to follow what you are told to do and man-up and meet your responsibilities, that you are afraid to stick your nose out there and continue to struggle to get what you want from women and from the world and you want a bytch to tell you what to do, that you are such a fukking wimp that you need a woman so you can lay your head on her chest and seek your mother like you were a little baby infant (Coco Chanel’s word about men, not mine).

p*ssy.

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the only reason married men live longer is because a nagging wife will make you go to the doctor when you have a long cough or chest pain. Most men are just :ehh:, i'll sleep it over or pop a tylenol. Same if yor single and have a heart attack or stroke and you are alone RIP, where if you have a wife she will call.
 

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most change their mind about marriage when they are hitting 40 and have no one who is loyal to their ass.
 

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Al Bundy warned us....oh we'll...life is still good but not everyone can make the sacrifices...do you :manny:
 

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unnamed source in sip article

Wait, What?!?! Source Says That Jay Z V.S. Solange Elevator Fade Was Sparked By His Dirty Doggin’ With Rihanna -

http://bossip.com/1005572/wait-what...was-sparked-by-his-dirty-doggin-with-rihanna/

The source says the elevator fight after the Met Ball was really over Jay’s protégé Rihanna, who he allegedly planned to meet later that night at his 40/40 club.

There’s also speculation that The Carters could soon become “The Clintons” and simply stay married to save face. -
 
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