Married and Divorced twice before 30.

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

I was like what?? Everything is straight. She was like boy stop. Whats going on with your marriage? I told her everything is fine. . .She did not press but said think about it. Are you HAPPY. Then she dropped the convo. . Later that night I sat there and thought about it. . . Even this trip to PA. . She refused to come. She did not want me to go really. . But I was going to see my people. I really truly sat there and looked at the whole situation and realized I was miserable. .and I was going to let her know. I was not angry or upset. . I was looking forward to it. . I figured she would meet me halfway.

I get home and I tell her straight up I am unhappy. We need to make some changes. . She was shocked but eager to help. . This I FULLY ADMIT. She never changed who she was when we got married. She was not a going out person when we were dating. We normally hung out at each others house. She did not pump fake me or anything like that. I was attracted to the fact that she was not in the streets every weekend. .

So she did not switch up the game. . I did. Everything that I was cool with I was not longer cool with when it became apparent that this is how it is going to be till one of us dies. No more traveling. No seeing shows. . etc. . Not even road trips. But I was sure when I explained to her what I wanted. . Just us to get out the house. TOGETHER. I had no wish to do trips solo when I am married. Seemed weird.

I told her what I wanted. . She looked me dead in my face and said no. She is not comfortable going anywhere at all.

Man my parents were married for 17 years. I knew it was coming to an end when my pops dragged out his 66' Chelve and drove that bytch from Michigan to Arkansas to see my grandma and his family with out us. We NEVER EVER EVER WENT ANYWHERE without My mom and myself and my sister. Drove it 15 ours to Arkansas. he never went anywhere that far with out is no matter how mad my parents were with each other

 

[25YOUTHS!!]

@General Mills
Real shyt you should turn this into an e-book or something breh like others have been saying.
Like legit each story plus some of the best replies (imo that adds to it, nikkas trynna figure out what happened next and suggesting their own plot twists like ). Don't forget the smileys too b/c your smiley placement is top-notch. I would legit pay $0.99-5.00 for a best of GM chronicles e-book and I'm sure others would also. Just need a paypal account and you'd be set breh.

 

[Regular_P]

Last story fukked me up.

If @General Mills ever publishes anything, I'm buying off principle, whatever the price.

 

[No Homo]

All i can do is

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

No having ass asian twig bytch

azz aint everything breh....that asian broad is sexy

 

[Neuromancer]

We need more stories @General Mills

 

[Fckumeen]

Damn that was some good ass reading and I hate reading. That first wife ..Them poor kids though. That second wife...she didnt deserve that.

What if you had met the actual girl your patna tried to hook you up with?

 

[Methodical]

I got the story from her sis. She met this dude at this Thrift shop she frequents. I guess he loved thrift shopping too. He had actually been hitting on her since we were married but she never gave him the time of day. After we got divorced she gave him a ear. After a few months he wore her down and she took to church. That was her idea of a date. He was cool that she was not rushing sex and they decided they were dating. Kinda like me and her. She told me about him like I said and she said he seems real nice and chill like you.


Sooooo. . What she did NOT know was that he was a recovering drug addict. He got hooked again and she was unaware. . He came to her house on a Fri. He was there waiting when she pulled up. She lets him in and he asked her for some money. She thought he was joking and told him boy go on. He then proceeded to beat the living shyt out of her in her kitchen. He later said he was high and he actually thought he did kill her. She was little . Like 5'3 110. He stomped her out like a grown man. Then stole whatever cash she had on her. . Stole her credit cards, sold the truck I bought for her to some drug dealers and was using the Camry to ride around in. He had been on the run for damn near a month. Tan Camry's are everywhere it seems and police could not find him. The sister thought I knew cause it was all over the news. I only really watched Flavor of Love and Wrestling if I was even home.


The sister did not have my number. What happened was the sis owned a daycare. . . The dude called the daycare. . HIGH.. . He had forgot he stomped her out and had gone by the house looking for her then called her sister asking if she was up there. The sister asked him where he was and he told her on the Eastside. . Her sister called her brothers. They both flew down there. . Found him in the Camry with a crack ho. . Beat him down!! Then called the cops. He was . In the Camry was her cell phone and my number of course was in there. That's how the sister called me.


I was I only wished I was in on that call with her brothers. Janet was still in the hospital. They were fearing brain damage. . I was I grabbed some flowers and flew down there. . They would not let me in cause visiting hours. So I came back the next morning. .



She was like Martin after Hearns gave him the beats.

And I am not even making a joke. Her head was like three times its normal size. They still had her in a induced coma. . I grabbed her hand brehs and she squeezed it and I had to leave or they would have been dragging my ass out of there. I sat in my car and cried

so sad, wish I didn't read that part.

 

[Ziggiy]

Your pops ain't having none of this shyt

My pops an OG. I love that man

 

[Methodical]

I would be in jail for murder if he was not already in jail. Aside from my parents and siblings. . She showed me the most love EVER. Now she had her ways. . And we did not agree. But like I said it was never hate or anger. Just we were different. And she was literally one of the nicest people I had ever met in my life. So I KNEW she did not cause this. Hell even if she did she is not a physical threat AT ALL.


I visited her two more times and I had to stop. . It was too much brehs. . For one I was feeling hella guilty and petty as fukk!!! If we never got the divorce that I pushed for this never would have happened. I started thinking and re thinking it. I had a good chick! I let her go back to the wolves and she got eaten. It took me a minute to get over that feeling to be honest.

I would always call her fam and check in. At least 4 times a week. Me and her fam were cool. I spent so much time with them ( forced ) that they were my down south family. They told me the bad news. She def has brain damage. . Most likely will never have the mental capacity past a 11 year old. That is the age of the kids she was teaching. Her career is done. . . I was

They gave her oldest sister power of attorney for her. So she was taking care of everything. I was like cool. One day her moms called me frantic asking if I can help! I said what? Her sister decided to short sell her 4 bedroom house. . Along with all the possessions inside. . . . . I was


Sometimes family is the cruelest brehs. While she was in the hospital. . She short sold the house. .ALL OF HER STUFF TOO. Sold her car. The truck I got was declared a total loss and the insurance paid the rest of the note off. But the sis sold all her shyt!! And used the money to buy herself a new house. . . and opened a FAILED used tire shop for her husband.


There was literally nothing I could do. . We were no longer married. . And the house was in her name. She had it before we met.. . . Her moms was sick!!! Janet had money from the school board and disability. . But it was not a whole lot. . Her savings got eaten up too by therapy and shyt. When she eventually got out of the hospital she moved in with her parents.


They took care of her. . She forgot how to cook, all kinds of shyt mane. I did not want to see her brehs. . It hurt too much. But. . . . . .She would call me once a month. She would think we were still married and she would call and we would chat. Its like she remembered the good times. . She did not even remember the dude AT ALL.

Its just too much breh......

 

[ZEB WALTON]

this is too much. i just read the second wife... i feel for you breh.

 

[Nymbus]

I said this in like 5 other @General Mills threads but with all the people that post on this site, someone here has to know how to draw cartoon like Family Guy/American dad style to match these stories ? Or know someon that can ? @General Mills deserves to eat well off this shyt man

how can we go about finding someone to bring this shyt in motion ??

I was thinking Proud Family style but go on...

 

[LinusCaldwell]

I been trying to tell you Gen. You talented bro, I tried to holla at my boy who does Trae tha Truths cartoon, but he busy with that. But I know a Hit when i see/hear it just like in music. This is poetry breh, the stories you type out for fun can definitely make you a millionaire trust me. All them L's will give you a Big W if you down to do it.

Call it, "Life of L's". Have a similar cover like Life of Pi, but with a caricature of you on a Navy Ship. fukk the job you got right now. Quit that shyt, and write these L's! You can revolutionize the Online book with the use of your Gifs. You can make a website. Have a Online book w/ gifs(find out the legal side of this though), hard, and soft copy books. Trust me, You gonna get this W that you deserve. You know this whole site supports you, why not the world? I Put it on my life that you will succeed if you do this. Get your money and travel and find Mini Gen breh!

I'll Buy each copy 10x. You got the skills, but do you have the WILL to do it? Just Do it, no Nike. My G, I truely wish you the best, and that goes to each and everybody in this site. I wanna see everybody succeed, even these hoe ass troll/haters. Like akademiks did, he successful from stealing everything he hears from us on this site and being a culture vulture, nikka is basically an at home TMZ reporter, and i know he getting paid from ad views.

I dont even want anything from you breh, I just want you to get That Ultimate Victory. Trill spill, Love yall, go get it by any means man.

Also, Becareful on who to trust with this. I say self publish and copyright all.

No problem! We need more black writers. As a lover of reading in general I was always turned off but the fact that there was not a plethora of black fiction to choose from in the Young Adult section. I read, because I enjoyed a good story, but I wanted to see black characters. So I plan to go back and create novels for black teenagers and pre-teens.
Please, take advantage of your talent. The black fiction section in kindle is not over flooded - yet. So go out and make your mark. If you know how to write erotica you will definitely do well. Success will not happen over night, but I can see you definitely making it.
But first, take a creative writing class for beginners at a community college with a good professor. Everybody thinks that they can be a writer but many do not know what creating a story entails. Also many people do not have enough tough skin that comes along with being a writer.

I am actually looking right now for some classes. . . And to see what it takes to copywrite my material

We are looking for writers for our podcast...

www.fteswl.com is the website check it, it's about sports, entertainment and social topics.

 

[Grizzly]

this dusty ass

this the same dusty ass pakistani bum nikka who got clowne by a white bytch on sohh
and told that he smelled like a "muslim meat store"
then got kicked out the Air force
and caught sucking off a white boy by his father

fat stank ass
musty fakkit ass hindu fukk nikka
break dancing with a turban on

najgerama lama mule nut drinking ass hoe

After reading that second story I needed this. cot damn.

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Why oh why did she not give these kids up for adoption

Child support