Aceofspades404
Superstar
marking my spot
Married and Divorced twice before 30.
- Thread starter General Mills
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Maaaan I better get settled in for thisI never really talk about it. . Fam knows of course. To be honest for a long time I was embarrassed of it. Now I am not exactly proud of it now but I use both marriages as learning experiences. If yall have read any of my stories you can tell I am a pretty happy go lucky guy. I am not uptight, a$$holeish, etc. . I love life. I love to laugh. Also I aim to please. . Which when I was younger made me naive to the shyt that some women . . . hell people can do.
I will share with yall both marriages. . How they started. . How they ended. Not saying it is going to be the funniest thing ever. . But hopefully some younger brehs who are like me character wise can use my L's to avoid some of the pitt falls I fell in to.
Like I said I personally am a get along kind of guy. . And when I was younger I placed women on way to high of a pedestal.But I made it through it all. . I was married twice. . Both times for two years. Somehow I avoided having any children with them ( thank gawd
) and avoided having to pay any alimony.
I will start with the first. . . Met her when I was in the Navy. . Still one of the biggest natural asses I have ever seen on a woman who was not obese.I will start with her first. . Lets call her Charlotte. . .So of course the story will be called Charlottes Web of Lies.
Clark Wayne
Superstar
Mills time
ZoeGod
I’m from Brooklyn a place where stars are born.
Is your life always L's General Mills.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I was shy growing up around chicks. Just did not know how to talk to them really. . Then when I had a few gf's I tried to treat them like princesses and got sonned so thoroughly. I shared the one story in college of the chick who I took out to dinner at Red Lobster, bought her some Nikes. . then the next day on campus she is posted up in the cafeteria with her ex and she was wearing the shoes and he was eating the leftovers. . Had one of them cheddar biscuits in his hand sopping up goodness like 
When I joined the Navy I was no virgin but I was inexperienced to say the least.
Then I met my homies on the ship! Pretty Boy and Humphrey ( Hump for short ) They got my ass off the ship and soon we were partying every where! All over the south. Both of those dudes were outgoing dudes. . I am introverted to be honest. 
But with those two I could blend in and find my way. Honestly they was my nikkas mane. 
Everytime we had a long weekend we where going somewhere. Tampa, Bama, Miami, Daytona, Atl, New Orleans. . etc. . Hitting up all the clubs. . fukking chicks. . etc. . Now those two light skinned dudes were sharks!! I was not naturally like that. But I had fun! 
Soon my simp side started tugging at me. . Basically I was a idiot. 
Here I am 23ish and I am now looking to settle down. I kept saying. . . Dang. . My parents are still married. . .Both set of grandparents are also. . Its my time. In hindsight that was retarded. 
For anyone familiar with Jax. . I liked to go to bars that Navy guys did not go to. .If I was not hanging out with the fellas I would to a spot and blend in. . One of those spots was Capn Oldies on Mayport Road.
For one thing. . It looked like a old white country bar. . No nikkas was going up in there. . Hell I was not either. . Until one night I stopped at the lil store next to it to get some OJ. . And I heard rap music.
I walk up in there and chicks were getting live! 
No navy nikkas was in there either! I was 
That was new lil spot. . Pulled some chicks out of there too. . .Not sure if yall remember one of my military stories was about how I met this big tittied chick . . fukked her the same night . . Then went on a three week cruise on our ship. . When we pulled back in she was waiting on the pier for me in some white sheer outfit. nikkas was clowning. . I met her there.
So I will never forget this day. . It was New Years eve. Hump was on the ship. He had duty. Pretty Boy was back in Bama visiting his folks. I was in there chilling. . I had been going there like three months. I kinda knew everyone in there. . This chick walks in. . Ass sashaying back and forth. . . Coco skin and pretty as fukk She walks in. . . She seemingly knows everyone there. Daps up the bartenders. . She does like two laps around the place and the whole time I am looking at her like 
Then she leaves!! 
But I could not get that vision of her out of my mind!
I shared the one story in college of the chick who I took out to dinner at Red Lobster, bought her some Nikes. . then the next day on campus she is posted up in the cafeteria with her ex and she was wearing the shoes and he was eating the leftovers. . Had one of them cheddar biscuits in his hand sopping up goodness like When I joined the Navy I was no virgin but I was inexperienced to say the least.
Then I met my homies on the ship! Pretty Boy and Humphrey ( Hump for short ) They got my ass off the ship and soon we were partying every where! All over the south. Both of those dudes were outgoing dudes. . I am introverted to be honest. But with those two I could blend in and find my way. Honestly they was my nikkas mane. Everytime we had a long weekend we where going somewhere. Tampa, Bama, Miami, Daytona, Atl, New Orleans. . etc. . Hitting up all the clubs. . fukking chicks. . etc. . Now those two light skinned dudes were sharks!! I was not naturally like that. But I had fun! Soon my simp side started tugging at me. . Basically I was a idiot. Here I am 23ish and I am now looking to settle down. I kept saying. . . Dang. . My parents are still married. . .Both set of grandparents are also. . Its my time. In hindsight that was retarded. For anyone familiar with Jax. . I liked to go to bars that Navy guys did not go to. .If I was not hanging out with the fellas I would to a spot and blend in. . One of those spots was Capn Oldies on Mayport Road.
For one thing. . It looked like a old white country bar. . No nikkas was going up in there. . Hell I was not either. . Until one night I stopped at the lil store next to it to get some OJ. . And I heard rap music.
I walk up in there and chicks were getting live! No navy nikkas was in there either! I was That was new lil spot. . Pulled some chicks out of there too. . .Not sure if yall remember one of my military stories was about how I met this big tittied chick . . fukked her the same night . . Then went on a three week cruise on our ship. . When we pulled back in she was waiting on the pier for me in some white sheer outfit. nikkas was clowning. . I met her there.So I will never forget this day. . It was New Years eve. Hump was on the ship. He had duty. Pretty Boy was back in Bama visiting his folks. I was in there chilling. . I had been going there like three months. I kinda knew everyone in there. . This chick walks in. . Ass sashaying back and forth. . . Coco skin and pretty as fukk
She walks in. . . She seemingly knows everyone there. Daps up the bartenders. . She does like two laps around the place and the whole time I am looking at her like Then she leaves!! But I could not get that vision of her out of my mind!
What we about to hear is a tale of regret and sin
@General Mills the GOAT of the Coli let the story begin....
@General Mills the GOAT of the Coli let the story begin....
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Ronald McDonald
Even in the darkest nights, I'm a MAC for life
a general mills story thread? I remember this
DreadBrown
Feed the children
This must be how it felt when uncle ricky dropped childrens story