Lol.  I legit own a teacup Chihuahua. He is sitting right Here.  And that lil nikka really flew thru the drive thru window on some Greatest American Hero shyt.
I fully admit I used to be a hardcore simp. I just put women on this pedestal.  I made another thread on here about this chick trying me and trying to get cash out of me.  I posted text messages.  Basically I kinda explained part of of is my nature. I am a super laid back not wanting to make waves kinda guy.  Another part of it was that all I saw growing up was my dad worshipping my moms.
They are still married going strong.  Anything she wanted he gives to her.   Now...... This was all I saw growing up.   So it warped me a lil.  I gave women in my life the same treatment for a long time    plus I was the oldest so I had no big brother to kinda teach me.   When I met homies they would steer me in the right direction.... But at the wrong time my simp background would rear it's head.  
I love women.  But honestly I never trust ANYTHING a chick says now. I perpetually keep the 

 face .  I right or wrong assume they are all playing games and lying.   They literally beat the simp out of me.
In my mind I would love to have that one woman I could simp over. I know that will never happen.