Married and Divorced twice before 30.

[Johnny Tightlips]

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Oh and @General Mills does your mother know of your scandinavian love child?

 

[zopaco317]

IF YOU ARE NOT GENERAL MILLS THEN STOP POSTING UNTIL HE ADDS ANOTHER PART TO HIS STORY, IM GETTING ALERTS THINKIN HE UPPD THE THREAD ONLY TO SEE ITS YOU CLOWNS

Nah breh there are so many gems in the replies
@General Mills threads lowkey bring the best out of the coli, ur L's get computers putin

 

[AgentGrey]

In

 

[Gold]

Naur L's get computers putin

Reppin you for making me think of this


Probably cam's most infamous line.. I see it in every Cam parody

 

[itsyoung!!]

I said this in like 5 other @General Mills threads but with all the people that post on this site, someone here has to know how to draw cartoon like Family Guy/American dad style to match these stories ? Or know someon that can ? @General Mills deserves to eat well off this shyt man

how can we go about finding someone to bring this shyt in motion ??

 

[Black Hans]

I was shy growing up around chicks. Just did not know how to talk to them really. . Then when I had a few gf's I tried to treat them like princesses and got sonned so thoroughly. I shared the one story in college of the chick who I took out to dinner at Red Lobster, bought her some Nikes. . then the next day on campus she is posted up in the cafeteria with her ex and she was wearing the shoes and he was eating the leftovers. . Had one of them cheddar biscuits in his hand sopping up goodness like

 

[Splash]

Made me think of

 

[Playeroni]

@General Mills I was just watching enemy at the gates. Rachel Weisz was in it. Didnt one of your stories have something to do with a chic that looked like her?

 

[illadope]

Go ahead and share.
We all coli fam here

idk bout here. I'll tell em in Tinychat tho

 

[yakamein]

Quick backtrack. . . My ex wife. . The first one. The middle daughter who turned out to be a dyke. . I met her actually. Did not know it was her. She cussed me out. She worked drive thru at a Taco Bell.

I am the proud owner of a 4.5 pound teacup chihuahua. Ex gf 2.5 years ago. . I had bought him for her cause she wanted a purse dog. We broke up after 2 years and it was decided I would take the dog. He did not like her really anyway. I got off work at night and decided to go to the Bell. Get me a Baja Blast and some Dorito Tacos. Took lil homie with me. As soon as we get in the drive thru he starts going nuts. He can smell his hometown cooking. I threw his little ass in the backseat. . The girl taking my order was the Dyke! But I did not recognize her. . She did not recognize me either cause she did not have time too. As soon as I started to give her my card my lil dog crawled under the passenger seat. . .jumped on the seat, jumped off my lap and jumped smooth thru the drive thru window! Snatched a soft taco and back into my whip!! Jumped in the back seat and started fukking the taco up! The Dyke was cussing cause when he jumped threw the window he surprised her ( and me ) and somehow cut her with one his nails. She started bleeding like crazy. . She then threw my Baja blast at me. . Got my shirt all wet up. . I just drove to the house and made peanut butter and jelly for dinner.

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

are there any secret children

This womb is all yours

 

[DreadBrown]

@General Mills

You starving the whole coli right now my g

 

[General Mills]

Ok. So me and Janet are living together. Everything was going good except for the fact that I knew she was conflicted about living in sin. Once we started having sex the flood gates opened and it was not going to stop. I could tell she was really into me and she unlike any chick I had ever dated. She was not looking to get anything material out of me. Well. She wanted something but it was more valuable than any material things. She wanted me forever.

I was playing coy but I could see the marriage hints she was throwing around. I really really liked her. Would I say I was wildly in love with her like she was with me? No. But I really cared for her. . . She was a beautiful woman with a beautiful soul. Honestly I was still dealing internally with my personal baggage. . After my first divorce whether I like to admit it or not I was wary. . . But with her I saw no warning signs. .

To this day I am still confused as to how I proposed. . We were in bed hugged up. . She says. .

Janet - I love you Gen! You make me so happy.

Me - Love you too hon. Glad we are together.

Janet - I would love it if we could always be together!

Me - Me too Lady J!

Janet - (She had popped up and jumped on me) Seriously Gen????

Me - Of course. You are awesome.

Janet - OMG OMG!!! Yes Yes!

Me - ( what is going on? )


I found out the next day when I get home from work and marriage plans are already in full effect. Her two sisters were at the house and they were already planning shyt. . I was . I remember I went into the Den. . Fired up Madden on my PS2. . And was playing and thinking. . Is she the one? I tried to list the pros and cons. . I had nothing much really in the con section. Ass could stand to be a lil plumper I guess. . She was conservative in bed but she was trying new things. . . I had no real cons. ( Later I figured out I was not asking myself the right questions. )

So I rolled with it.

 

[Splash]

Janet - I love you Gen! You make me so happy.

Me - Love you too hon. Glad we are together.

Janet - I would love it if we could always be together!

Me - Me too Lady J!

Janet - ()She had popped up and jumped on me) Seriously Gen????

Me - Of course. You are awesome.

Janet - OMG OMG!!! Yes Yes!

Me - ( what is going on? )

Say it aint so breh
Say it aint so

 

[illadope]

AUUUUGGGHHH