Married and Divorced twice before 30.
- Thread starter General Mills
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I'm literally putting off a 10 mile run so I could read this thread. It's gonna be dark in an hour but I'm likesince it's a @General Mills thread.
I'm still in bed reading this shyt. Bout to fix me up a tuna sandwich right now.
BlackAchilles
Veteran
Gyaaaaaaaaad Damn! 
Homie must have the resilient soul of a honey badger.
Been a shytty month, I needed these laughs, rep'd
Homie must have the resilient soul of a honey badger.
Been a shytty month, I needed these laughs, rep'd
Bob Loblaw
Superstar
I binged on @General Mills stories in the thread and now I'm caught up 
Thank you sir for making your L's ours
Thank you sir for making your L's ours
onelastdeath
Banned
I've decided to wait until the thread finishes and to just binge read it thru
The suspense is fukking killing me, it's like waiting week to week for an episode of your favorite show instead you're waiting post to post and I can't deal with that
The suspense is fukking killing me, it's like waiting week to week for an episode of your favorite show instead you're waiting post to post and I can't deal with that
In for tomorrow again
Permanent smiliy? Admin?
its so demonic, friends.She actually caught me by surprise! I wasI said What? I remember we were in our room and she was folding up my draws. . She looked at me in my eye and said. No.
She said it cold as fukk. . And continued to fold clothes. I was
at this turn of events. . I did not expect this at all. . . I kinda told her my heart and how I was feeling and she was
I was likeWell things can not keep continuing like this at ALL.
She paused in her folding and said why not?Its been going this way for a year and you had no complaints.
I wascause this was all truth. I literally had no one but myself to blame. . I was so busy sucking shyt up I did not speak up for myself when I was not happy. . I just rolled with that shyt. . As far as her. She was living the dream. She told me she was VERY HAPPY. And saw zero reason to change.
She wanted to play rough? I told her then if you are unwilling to compromise with me a little then I want a divorce. I am not asking you to go to the strip club or Freaknik. I am asking to go to the movies with my wife.
She finished her folding and looked at me again. .And said no.
I was
iLL_Mind001
Rookie
This is like my second post on this site, but I had to say I respect you for keeping your head up sounds like you had one heck of a life.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Soooo. . . We were at a stalemate. . I went from thinking it was a misunderstanding because I did not state my intentions clearly in the beginning. . To she just does not care if I am happy for real.
I told her. . . Look. We are not 80 years old. We are still young. Lets do shyt together. She said ok.. .Lets go out of town next weekend. I was 
I started rambling off spots. . Other than going home for xmas I had been NOWHERE in a YEAR! Not even out to dinner! 
She said I got this.
Don't you worry. Let me plan it. I was so happy! I say when she says next sat and sunday.
We get on the road the next weekend. . I am geeked
She has me drive of course. . ( She hated driving ) She is just giving directions. . She has Kirk Franklin bumping and she is 
in her seat. After driving for almost 2 hours. . We pull up to a . . .
A tent revival.
Her church's home church is in Gainesville. . They were having a holy ghost tent revival. 
I love God yall. . But I was so 
I could not get into the sprit at all. . They wanted me to get baptized with them. . I was like NO. 
I acted a ass the whole two days. Not really acting up. . But not speaking and not trying to socialize AT ALL. Meanwhile she acted like it was not a big deal. People where whispering cause I was literally sitting there during the revival like 
. At one point Prophet Mitchell came over and laid hands on me. Most people close their eyes and pray with him and all. I am looking him dead in his eye
. . He 
and moved on to the next sucker.
Me and her NEVER raised our voices. Just not part of either of our natures. But we had some heated conversations in regular tones the whole way home. . At this point I was truly getting disgusted.
I told her. . . Look. We are not 80 years old. We are still young. Lets do shyt together. She said ok.. .Lets go out of town next weekend. I was I started rambling off spots. . Other than going home for xmas I had been NOWHERE in a YEAR! Not even out to dinner! She said I got this.
Don't you worry. Let me plan it. I was so happy! I say when she says next sat and sunday. We get on the road the next weekend. . I am geeked
She has me drive of course. . ( She hated driving ) She is just giving directions. . She has Kirk Franklin bumping and she is in her seat. After driving for almost 2 hours. . We pull up to a . . .
A tent revival.
Her church's home church is in Gainesville. . They were having a holy ghost tent revival. I love God yall. . But I was so I could not get into the sprit at all. . They wanted me to get baptized with them. . I was like NO. I acted a ass the whole two days. Not really acting up. . But not speaking and not trying to socialize AT ALL. Meanwhile she acted like it was not a big deal. People where whispering cause I was literally sitting there during the revival like . At one point Prophet Mitchell came over and laid hands on me. Most people close their eyes and pray with him and all. I am looking him dead in his eye. . He and moved on to the next sucker.Me and her NEVER raised our voices. Just not part of either of our natures. But we had some heated conversations in regular tones the whole way home. . At this point I was truly getting disgusted.
malbaker86
Gators
Bob Loblaw
Superstar
the audacity of your exwife breh 
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She took that nikka to the tent revival from True Detectives season 1. 
