General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Different strokes for different folks. Plus rep anyway homie.
Married and Divorced twice before 30.
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Different strokes for different folks. Plus rep anyway homie.
between reading this and watching the beast of nation im getting the real liferight about now
i just did the exact same shyt. i havent been this depressed in a minute
Disgustya Stallone
Man Who Owns 2 Microwaves
Yeah, I guess being twice divorced in your 20s you can really be proud of your pos rep on an internet msg board
Disgustya Stallone
Man Who Owns 2 Microwaves
The fukk up you whiney bytch
BlackSuperman
Pro
You need your own movie. For real forealI kept breaking my neck looking at the front door waiting on her to come back in. . She never did.Ended up at her house that night. . fukked her while thinking of the other chick.
She liked the kid tho. . A lot.
Her body was no joke tho. .We kicked it for like a few more weeks. . One day I dipped to Capn Oldies solo. . My dream girl was in there! I am not normally aggressive when meeting new women. . I just straight up started spitting game. Everything Hump and Pretty Boy taught me got put to use. . Had her laughing. . Had her giggling. . Got the number. . That night I called up the 39 year old and broke it off.
Me and Charlotte spent every free minute together. . Honestly her body was banging . . .Personality was nice. .She was poor as fukkkkkkkkkk!!!!! And she had two kids. A 7 year old and a 12 year old. 7 year old was cutie. . 12 year old already has ass and titties.As soon as I saw her I suspected she was already fukking. . She lived in a trailer in Mayport. Damn near across the road from the club. I never even knew the trailers were back there. She had some bullshyt job and was getting no child support of course. All kinds of red flags. . But I did not know about GMB. . OR HOH. Or the perils of dating single moms.
I did not now brehs.
We dated hardcore for like 9-10 months. . Hump and Pretty Boy was. They never said don't do it. . But I could tell the was not fully on board with this. One day I came to her crib and she pulled out a ring brehs. Asked me to marry her!
Tommy Knocks
retired
damn breh, eyes got watery when you went to visit her in the hospital. and almost again when you saw her at the mall. fuuuuuuuck. she lost everything, literally, everything. 
Crayola Coyote
Superstar
Yoooo! Wife #2
And I feel him even more cause I'm in Jax also. I was told to stay away from Florida women.
Florida women slim pickings out here Bruh.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
BlackSuperman
Pro
Caught me off guard. . Cause I was going to ask her to marry me in like a week.She had saved up her lil checks and bought me a bullshyt ring.
Called and told my folks back in PA. They knew about her but not really. . I told them I was getting married. . My dad goes . .CONGRATS SON!My mom. . You got her pregnant?
My moms peeped something about her right away but could not put a finger on it. We ended up getting married at the Justice of the Peace. . First thing I did was get her out of that damn raggedy ass trailer! Got us a apartment. She had no car. . Got her one of those lil two door Explorer joints.
She was happy as fukk! shyt so was I. With my wifey. . Her kids were cool. No drama. I was going to work everyday. . etc. . Then the first problem started. . . I was scheduled to go on a six month cruise. .
This was before you could use internet on the ship and shyt so we wrote letters and when I got a chance I would call with a calling card when we pulled in somewhere. . Wellllllllll. We are about 4 months into the cruise. . We are in Palma Spain. . I get called to the Captains office. . He was pissed!!Saying I was not taking care of my wife and he got a report that she was about to get kicked out of our place. . The apartment complex contacted the navy. I was
I send all my money to her!!!! He did not believe me until he looked up the pay records. . .I remember he went from
to
He knew but could not say that I married a thot. Long story short. . The ship lent me cash and flew me home from Spain to Jax to take care of everything. .
I get there and am likeShe had not paid rent in 3 months!
Her car note was two months past due.
Disgustya Stallone
Man Who Owns 2 Microwaves
True, when you log off thecoli tonight and you're in bed (alone), consider how much of a waste you are in lifeThanks for the support homie.
Crayola Coyote
Superstar
LMFAOOOOO!! Yoooooo!! This is pure comedy!!!
BlackSuperman
Pro
I'm on page 5 and like 3 to 4 posts in on your story. One thing I'm thinking to myself is that I am so fukking happy to be out of Jacksonville. I get chills from your pics because I can damn near feel the sorry energy from JVille just from those photos.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I'm on page 5 and like 3 to 4 posts in on your story. One thing I'm thinking to myself is that I am so fukking happy to be out of Jacksonville. I get chills from your pics because I can damn near feel the sorry energy from JVille just from those photos.
You already know homie. The Ville. .
this dusty ass
this the same dusty ass pakistani bum nikka who got clowne by a white bytch on sohh
and told that he smelled like a "muslim meat store"
then got kicked out the Air force
and caught sucking off a white boy by his father
fat stank ass
musty fakkit ass hindu fukk nikka
break dancing with a turban on
najgerama lama mule nut drinking ass hoe
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@General Mills has to be one of the realest posters on the Coli. You share things that are honest and that happen in real life, whereas most people are fronting and flexing. I think only three posters have been honest about things that they could have embellished and you are definitely one of the top. I feel so sad for your wife and the suffering she went through. When is the last time you saw her? Does she have ANY other family besides her leech sister to help her?You already know homie. The Ville. .