Married coli brehs. Is this what marriage is like?

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Not when you know Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

My wife just stops at the edge of the bed and accepts the fact I'm going to hug her while she's furious and I'm going to snore furiously in her ear.

If she's real mad she'll chop a blanket shield between us and think she's safe to be furious. I be like, :dahell: wtf is this and throw the blanket open and get back to huggin.
You are a fukking menace :pachaha:
 

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But nah, if we irritated with each other we tell each other to get the hell over it.
:pachaha:Then somebody will do something silly, we’ll start giggling and it’s done.

We bother or poke each other until they aren’t mad anymore.
Much like @Mowgli, my husband is also a trifling bully who likes to throw his weight around and put me in various tap out holds.

:hhh:
Unfortunately for my husband, I’m a petty bytch. I have a nerf gun hidden in every room. He got shot in the face just last night. :pachaha:I also sic our dog on him. And prank him as well.

But you gotta be careful with the pranks. I scared him so much the other day that I had to calm him down because he thought I was an intruder.
I’m still teasing him about it. Dude went from surprised:damn: to a straight killer:demonic: in like a second.
He was about to sweep the leg.:sadcam:
 

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Petty Vandross.. fukk Yall
Sure op
Your title was the original premise of this thread
I see you
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I was going to post this from Tik Tok, but the only 2 couples I saw doing this were interracial (not the kind of interracial the Coli likes BUT I DIGRESS) and I knew the conversation wouldn’t be about the point of the video.

I’ve been married less than a year, so I can’t give a full perspective, but this behavior of a woman going silent when she doesn’t get her way can be seen way before you get married. If you feed into it, and put up with it, she will walk all over you. Two adults should be able to communicate properly. The first time she does this, you make it clear you will not be in a relationship with a woman who can’t have a conversation, and resolve issues.
 

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Women get mad all the time. Best to leave em be. They'll get tired of being mad and want to be around you again. Ain't that complex. Women also need to cry. Its good for them to cry, actually makes them feel better.

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