Martha Stewart trying to thirst trap at 81 (demonic revelations, 75% of tlr will smash)

[MikelArteta]

y'all sick

 

[MuzzyP]

I feel like being that old and in that good of shape deserves a reward, and the reward is miles and miles of penis. All from me at varying intervals.

Also, can you imagine saying "Martha Stewart? Yeah, she got some bomb ass p*ssy" and then dudes look at you like you're crazy, but then you pull out the titty pics she sent you on your phone?

 

[Rice N Beans]

Clapping those cheeks for the senior citizen discounts.

 

[pez]

y'all sick

She's worth a billy. You've done worse for cheaper.

 

[Blessed Koala]

I'm sorry but old/middle aged PAOAWGs just hit different

Martha the type of jawn that would give pouchrubs that will make my paws curl. And then cook some healthy leaves with sauté tree branch shavings

 

[Realm-Breaker]

Haha! Helen Mirren is still the better GILF!

 

[AquaCityBoy]

If I'm 81 and my wife looks like that, I'm popping Cialis pills like they're M&Ms.

 

[MuzzyP]

If I'm 81 and my wife looks like that, I'm popping Cialis pills like they're M&Ms.

 

[CP3.]

Beating the brakes off her, turning her inside out, rearranging the guts, the full shebang.

Eating that crusty old p*ssy like it's a stale thanksgiving pie and the date is December 1st.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

That hollow ass p*ssy probably sound like mythological souls wallowing in Hades as Orpheus searches for his wife.

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

1 tbsp Crisco
My meat
1 Martha Stewart spread evenly

Rub passionately
Beat gently and consistently
Marinate for 1 hour

 

[MMS]

That hollow ass p*ssy probably sound like mythological souls wallowing in Hades as Orpheus searches for his wife.

hell nah

 

[pez]

That hollow ass p*ssy probably sound like mythological souls wallowing in Hades as Orpheus searches for his wife.

This is too visual! You're wasting your life here, breh. Go write a book. You can make the next Harry Potter except ratchet.

 

[Henny and_ HotWings]

Bro, I’ve LONG suspected that Snoop has put a dent in the puss-C more than a few times

 

[UnQuantized]

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