My whole life I been trying to be a hero. I got me a red head pawg, i keep in touch with my aunt. I even set my uncle up to get shot. A nikka gets mad bug bites every year and for the 28th summer in a row, i got nothing. fukk marvel! I'm sitting here with these spider bites, itchy as hell, and it's all for naught.
Damn I knew I forgot something.
You think that would really work?Nga, since you went that far, you may as well donate your body to some lab so they can experiment on you ASAP.
How do I radioactivate those jawns tho?What type of spiders you using, b? If you're looking for enhanced results try a Brown Recluse
I was thinking of going the hulk route next but there aint enough gamma radiation in my hood.You could always take up guns and kill mobsters and corrupt men.
You gotta get your immediate fam killed tho
Preferably in a brutal fashion.
You need to become a billionaire or be funded by one and make your super stuff. Contact Elon Musk he may give you a shot. Good luck with that
Meanwhile do you know multiple martial arts and gymnastics? Do you know how to shoot weapons of all calibers? Have you gotten any SEAL training?
If not
I thought I got all that knowledge when I got my powers...
nikka please! bytches love arms. The more I got, the better.in real life being bitten by a mutant spider and mixing your genes with a spider's will turn you into some freak with 8 arms, hair all over your body and 20 tiny little eyes. You'll look more like Jeff goldblum's the fly and The Nypd will put you down with the quickness.
Let's see you pawg then
