MASSIVE F#CKING L I TOOK

[Scustin Bieburr]

The smell wouldnt come off for days

I'd be showerin with tomatoes instead of soap.

 

[stealthbomber]

that's disgusting breh. I luh to eat p*ssy like Wesley Pipes, but I ain't going down on some pussuh that smell my armpits after a game without deodorant.

@ the time i knew it was nasty but she was a solid 9 and i was tryna bust a nut

 

[sm0ke]

maybe but dog i had a nightmare bouth that shyt. imagine her p*ssy smelt like that? or she slob da knob and leave some dead tooth decay matter under ya nuts so when u go home and shower u scrubbin then smell ya fingers like

 

[KOTK]

This is straight out of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

scrolled thread afterr reading OP

 

[muse]

or she slob da knob and leave some dead tooth decay matter under ya nuts so when u go home and shower u scrubbin then smell ya fingers like

oh my


and i dont think i even knew about dead teeth until sunny. im glad you have standards

this was some white sorority bytch, im prolly the first black guy she ever fukked tbh. she aint been around like that.

 

[Mr. Nobody]

drove my potna car while he had this lil latina bytch from tha club with him, bytch wuz perdy good lookin, but her breath stank like a homeless nikka there is no way i could get with that shyt, she kept tellin that nikka to hop in tha backseat with her but he didn't

she start trying to hollar at me but i wuz could smell that funky ass shyt from tha front drivers side, she wuz givin these dumbass directions to her house @ 3 in tha morning had a nikka drivin around this way and that , she stepped out tha car to take a piss on tha street, i told tha homie lets leave this bytch on tha street and mash off, but he wuzn't with it, finally ended up droppin that bytch off at her spot in watts, bytch wuz livin in tha back of some run down shack

if its some hoes out there readin this please brush/floss ya'll teeth, damn!

 

[...and some waffle fries]

I'm just impressed that you manage to use 80+ smilies in one post.

 

[PabloEscobar]

im glad i keep that listerine on deck too. i remember one time a nikka made the mistake of copping some alcohol free listerine instantly had to go back and get the real deal.

 

[BruhMayne]

i ate it but i hit it after and she had some p*ssy so i wasnt too mad. woke up the next morning woke my homies up and we left. she aint have a death tooth, but the stankiest p*ssy i ever got up in.

My god....what the fukk....seriously....what's the matter with you? The bottle had a skull and an X on it and said do not drink......but i drank it anyway.....Do you care whether you live or die?

 

[S.W.A.G.]

you drove over to a girl house at 4am? 4am? Really breh? Don't you people sleep?

 

[JasonSJackson]

haha i was drunk one weekend a few months ago and i was talking to this bytch from some sorority. we were at another college so i aint know anyone and this house was trashy as fukk. there was booze for days but goddamn these bytches were living in a pigsty.

so i take the girl to some room and we start kissing on some couch . for a while i didnt notice anything, but i soon realize i smell something. i go the bathroom and check myself and i just got beer breath but nothing that bad.

i come out and this bytch is in her panties and a bra and shes looking good as fukk. im like "u take that sexy ass to the bed". she starts undressing me and i smell it again. but im on a p*ssy mission so i fight thru the smell.

she starts suckin the dikk and im fingering her. i pull my finger out and find the culprit of the smell. this bytch p*ssy smelt like 2 jars of horseradish and she's tryna get me to go down there . so i go back out the party in my boxers, dikk hard as fukk, take 2 shots and walk back.

i ate it but i hit it after and she had some p*ssy so i wasnt too mad. woke up the next morning woke my homies up and we left. she aint have a death tooth, but the stankiest p*ssy i ever got up in.

disgusting

 

[JasonSJackson]

My god....what the fukk....seriously....what's the matter with you? The bottle had a skull and an X on it and said do not drink......but i drank it anyway.....Do you care whether you live or die?

 

[JasonSJackson]

funky breath is warning sign of polluted insides. u asking for trouble if u fishin in them kind of waters

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

You know it's fukked up when you see a picture and immediately the theme from Psycho comes to mind...

 

[beenz]

u turned p*ssy down cause of teeth?

naw, he didn't. it was 4 am and the liquor was flowing. u know he still hit.