Master Yoda couldn’t defeat count dooku or palatine.. Why was he head of the Jedi council again?

[Mook]

Dude was pulling an insurance scam too. How you do 300 jumps then get a cane.

 

[Kenny West]

Ay the first post got me cracking up

 

[Peter Popoff]

The force told him he wasn't the one to defeat them.

Ops is a PHAGGOT

• Deus
• Jun 11, 2020

PHAGG

Come on bro. OP has extreme fakkit tendencies but I don't think he's all the way fakkit, maybe 99%.

 

[Peter Popoff]

yoda was


mace windu almost murked palpatine

Mace Windu was lowkey, 2nd to Anakin. He got cheated out

 

[Goonba]

I remember watching an episode of Clone Wars where Palpatine choked out Dooku from across the universe as a hologram. Can't Yoda do some shyt like that too? If he can then of course he's leader

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

Yoda was over 800 years old and nearly killed Palps and certainly would have gotten Dooku in a straight up fight with no outside interference.

What is really looking funny are the three council members getting bodied in 2 seconds by Palps....

the fact yoda had a competitive fight with him after that sad display shows why he was the head...

 

[Dorian Breh]

It's cuz Jedis never been in no p*ssy while old ass Palpatine been swimming in it

Same reason Reginald can't fight someone post the gif

 

[Lobo]

Come on bro. OP has extreme fakkit tendencies but I don't think he's all the way fakkit, maybe 99%.

We all know you're a 100% fakkit. Thanks for sharing more proof with us.

 

[humminbird]

It's cuz Jedis never been in no p*ssy while old ass Palpatine been swimming in it

Same reason Reginald can't fight someone post the gif

Yeah we gotta talk about this
Let the Jedi get laid
No wonder they’re extinct you get all that power but can never enjoy nights in alderan with a dime because a council of virgins told you it’s forbidden ?

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

It's cuz Jedis never been in no p*ssy while old ass Palpatine been swimming in it

Same reason Reginald can't fight someone post the gif

But how come Anakin got bested by Obi Wan. Unless Old Ben was low-key getting some too?

 

[RadaMillz]

yoda wouldve been deadly if he was a 6 foot breh
i can't respect a man thats the size of a household cat

 

[ultraflexed]

I'd love a Netflix show about a young Yoda

Netflix's

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

This nikka couldn’t defeat any sith lords and had the nerve to talk down on the dark side. Let’s not forget he was gon let them kill Ahsoka Tano when after she was framed.

Neg for the Yoda slander

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

...for his wisdom. The other people, like Mace, those Jedi were the ones that possessed the strength. Mace did beat Palpatine too

 

[Ziggiy]

fukk Yoda
fukk Mace
fukk Obytch Kenobi

Nah Mace had the right idea. He KNEW not to trust that unstable Cac Anakin