'Mau Mau' if I'm late, bu those Porns Stars really handed out all them Heat Won BJ's?

[gameover82]

body wise

face wise

 

[Numpsay]

Glad I didn't attend, I would have ended up being the lame that couldn't get up.

 

[MikelArteta]

A 5 sec blowjob from a whore with your face broadcast on a DVD

I'll pass

 

[He Who Posts Well]

I heard reports that Stern wanted this shut down? I guess they convinced him otherwise.

 

[Greenhornet]

stern couldnt get his dikk hard enough

 

[tremonthustler1]

A 5 sec blowjob from a whore with your face broadcast on a DVD

I'll pass

It's not like TeamBJ's coming to Toronto anytime soon

 

[The_Sheff]

Ive seen both of them chicks in person and yeah the faces are wack but I would still hit. Bodies are crazy.

 

[Marty Funkhouser]

to all those who stood in line with thousands of dudes for a 5 second bj from 2 common whores. fuccin simps

 

[SEC Hater]

A 5 sec blowjob from a whore with your face broadcast on a DVD

I'll pass

Imagine how many of those losers spent hundreds on plane tickets and probably had their marriages ended because of it...nevermind, none of those losers were married, and probably none of them were Heat fans or fans of those porn "stars" until they heard about the tweet promising 5 second blowjobs if the Heat won. Most of those fakkits would have probably done the same thing if it had been Chris Bosh offering blow jobs if the Heat won it all

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

What the fukk is a mau mau ?

 

[Absolut]

you know some of these losers spent loads of money to get down there, when they could have just spent that cash for a high quality escort in their own area and gotten an hour worth of ass out of it as opposed to a 10 second bj while you standing sandwiched between 2 other dudes rubbing their dikks

 

[nalej]

one of the left

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

Not everyone looking to wife strippers and porn stars dude. It's like toilet paper: use once and throw away. Just cause Mos Def and Kanye fukked around marrying/wifing strippers dont mean it's cool. Everytime my mom or aunt see me with a chick the first thing they ask is : What does she do? Where did she go to school?

My mother would slit my throat if i brought a stripper home

"Get out the house Johnny!"

You live with moms? I thought you were grown.

Do you write your name on the Grey "Coupon" so she won't eat it?

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Someone tell me why Sara looks like she's rocking the Groucho Marx glasses

 

[yseJ]

It's not like TeamBJ's coming to Toronto anytime soon

actually Im pretty sure team BJays are there all the time