Max Landis has been a WWE consultant for the last year - UPDATE he got a new contract

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It's because he looks/sounds/acts like the embodiment of the "millennial" stereotype.


How do you watch this:



and not want to punch that dude in the face? You only know him because of who his dad is, and he's fukking EVERYWHERE online. You can't avoid him if you watch any popular online series. If there is something reasonably popular online, his dumb fukking face will show up saying "um' and "like" 1000 times like a valley girl from 1992.

He's literally the physical manifestation of an entire, shytty generation. His entire existence is "Oh, hi. I'm the son of a rich and famous director, so I get automatic ins in the industry, even though I only relate to and communicate with other humans based on franchises I was actually too young to experience first hand and only write things that bomb. And even though my work keeps failing, I have no idea how to admit that maybe it is is my fault, so I'll blame it on the audiences instead. And then, somehow I keep getting more money to write more shyt. Wing Wang Wong lol."

He's "God damn millennials": the person.


Sounds like a typical smart mark internet fan also. These are the type of people that tell you Kevin Nash, Batista, and Lex Luger didn't draw big money.
 

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i just watched a pointless ass movie called Mr. Right and i look it up on imdb and this guy wrote that bullshyt :dahell:

edit: he did Chronicle too :wow: I cant hate on that i fukk with that movie heavy

Chronicle was a straight-up rip-off of Akira, that's why it's the only remotely decent thing he's ever written.
 

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God damn the idea that this fukk head gets paid by WWE...now I feel no shame in constantly abusing the free trials for the Network (which can be done repeatedly even with the same card as long as you use a different email). fukk Max Landis. What an annoying twat.


You don't even have to use a different email. Sign up, they take the 9.99 then refund it about a week later. Once you get your refund cancel and then go the entire next month with signing up again. That next month you will recieve an email saying "we want you back" and giving you a free month. Sign back up and do the same shyt over again. You're basically getting 6 months of the Network for free and if you time it right you will get the big four PPV's for free. I started with this past Royal Rumble and if the schedule doesn't change I will get SummerSlam and Survivor Series for free along with this past Mania and the before mentioned Rumble.

I was on OG subscriber but went damn near an entire year before renewing and only did it because I took the time to actually read the email. I don't watch it but maybe three or four hours a month so it's useless to me. Waiting a month in between makes it perfect because then I have a whole month to catch up on and see the new things in want to see. Hopefully WWE doesn't catch on to it :russ:
 

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i just watched a pointless ass movie called Mr. Right and i look it up on imdb and this guy wrote that bullshyt :dahell:

edit: he did Chronicle too :wow: I cant hate on that i fukk with that movie heavy

Have you seen akira before? That's basically where he got the idea from

Akira is amazing, check it out breh
 

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You only know him because of who his dad is

He's literally the physical manifestation of an entire, shytty generation. His entire existence is "Oh, hi. I'm the son of a rich and famous director, so I get automatic ins in the industry,

I don't understand this line of thinking. Ok, sure he def. got more contacts because of his dad but he hasn't been relevant for over 20 years so its not like he's getting scripts greenlit based on that.

"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, we got another shytty Max Landis script that we gotta approve or else our dreams of making Blues Brothers 3 are out the window"

:skip:

Dude has an online presence because he's Kevin Smith for people born after 1990 (because they relate to him) and he's telling industry stories, is very critical about current movies and doesn't give a fukk.
 

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Never heard of Max until today. Might have heard father's name, but not sure. Googled both and now familiar with father, still haven't seen shyt from Max. Seems talented, educated, and connected; so he could help WWE a lot, but it's whatever. I'm not into film or social media.
 

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Never heard of Max until today. Might have heard father's name, but not sure. Googled both and now familiar with father, still haven't seen shyt from Max. Seems talented, educated, and connected; so he could help WWE a lot, but it's whatever. I'm not into film or social media.
peep Chronicle. interesting flick.
 

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watching Akira now....this shyt boring as fukk. i dont think i'm gonna make it :francis:

i just cant get into Anime...everything about it bugs me.. i feel like im watching Adult Swim on a saturday night aka worst time ever to turn that shyt on.
 
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