Maxwell House Changing Name to Maxwell Apartments because owning a home isn't realistic anymore.

[Mandarin Duck]

Maxwell House Coffee Is Changing Its Name for the First Time in 133 Years

Will you sign a lease with this highly caffeinated landlord?

www.today.com

Maxwell House recently announced it is changing its name for the first time in its 133-year history to “Maxwell Apartment.”

Why?

Well, with “nearly a third (of Americans) opting to rent versus purchase a home,” according to the U.S. Census Bureau, the brand says it’s aiming to help today’s consumer, who faces rising coffee and home prices, save with affordable coffee.

 

[Broad Street Bully]

bleak

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

Sheesh

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Damn this isn't The Onion? Crazy times.

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

Why not name it Beggar’s Cup Coffee and just go for the jugular?

This is what these corporations think of their customers.

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

maybe if more people drank it they could afford one

 

[Eastside Get The Money]

South Park ahh thread

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

it's over lmao

this shyt been making me watch fall of rome videos on history youtube channels, hella parallels

 

[King Static X]

That's a very silly reason lol. I thought this was a joke.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I thought this was just a clever thread title.

 

[boogers]

i think its only for a little while

either way... they oughta call it maxwell bathroom, cos it tastes like shyt

i love me some kona when i can get it, but even cafe bustelo is better than maxwell house or folgers

 

[ORDER_66]

its just coffee why change the name?!?

 

[Rekkapryde]

this ain't cap?

 

[Gloxina]

I stg someone mentioned this at the gym today and I thought it was a stupid joke

 

[Doobie Doo]

Get yo bread up nikka