Meaningless Talents That You Possess

[stealthbomber]

Hell nawl....dude would probably punch me in the face.

Can you imagine that ish?

Dude: Mmmmh girl, you like that?

Me (in mans voice): Yea daddy .

you would get a plat thread in the rafters and go down in coli history

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

I been known to give nikkas a one hitter quitter, but I never get into it people

my hair got a tendency to wave up without me wantin it to but thats just annoyin

I can do a pretty good Florida Evans impression

 

[Texas2step]

I can puke on command it came in handy when it was time to run suicides

 

[Black]

i mean from deep down in your soul brah

me too

 

[ComputersPutin]

HAHAHAHA

first one is true, and the third one.....as for the others.....

 

[Crakface]

I can open and light a Zippo by snapping

I can snap my fingers and flick objects for great distances. Im sure if i flicked a penny at someones head from 5 ft it would sting, A LOT. I can already put a dent in cardboard boxes. I'd say i can get a good hundred feet with no wind.

 

[Non Sequitur]

I can hit a cigarette butt with a bb gun from 20 yards away. (It's been awhile, though.)

 

[AgentGrey]

Yall have posted alot of mine,
I can drive anything.
The only thing I haven't operated is a plane but other than that,
I hop in the chair and get going like the nikkas in Grand Theft Auto.

I have exceptional hearing, I remember hearing this annoying noise at my uncles house and walking around tryin to figure it out, i trace it to this little object in the corner behind a couch and ask him why its making that noise.
He says " you shouldn't be hearing that, its an animal repellent. Its supposed to annoy them so that they avoid my house" (He lives out in the country).

I can move literally silent, this is useless now but was extremely useful in my younger days. A nikka can go to Solid Snake mode at any time.

 

[Crakface]

I can throw playing cards like gambit. I an ID once and cut someone. I threw a bank card at my blinds and it cut the corner of the blind off. Fruit is getting stabbed easy. Everythign i do is verifiable.

 

[malbaker86]

I can drive with my left foot

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

 

[innocentdevil]

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

what dat mouth do?

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

what dat mouth do?

It does more than just talk the gift of gab.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

can make my dikk jump with no hands/hip movement


i can flip food around in the pan on my chef shyt


i can blow big ass smoke circles

 

[James Carter]

I got a design that till torch yours though. I won all the paper plane distance contests.

Im also pretty good with boomerangs.

nikka with paper planes now lol