Meet Jibo: The Family Robot That Could Change Mankind

[Amulet of Immortality]

 

[newarkhiphop]

Almost pre-ordered one but waiting two years before they think they start shipping

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

This shyt is ridiculous. U know that fagget tech dude who has to have every new product day one gonna be bringing his jibo work and shyt. Treating it like a pet and shyt...snitch machine. Cacs.

 

[3rdLetter]

SkyNet is self aware.

 

[DaPresident]

Damn...Jibo a better father than some of these athletes and entertainers...



Hell, they wouldn't mind dropping 4 or 5 stacks on one of those...Hell, Busta Rhymes probably got like 6 of them joints...

 

[Idaeo]

Damn...Jibo a better father than some of these athletes and entertainers...

what will happen when humans begin to develop a relationship with these things....

father to the fatherless.....

friend to the friendless.....
there could be large groups of people who swear an allegiance to these networked robots....

 

[Silver Surfer]

I can see it now....

Walks in the house from a long day.

Jibo: "hello Doc, you have new Tinder message from Tia.....wanna hear it?"

Me: "Fukk you talkin bout?"

Old Lady:

 

[beenz]

I would think there would be less appeal seeing as how it's always tethered to an outlet.

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Put some arms on that thing so I could put him on the block and have him sell white for me.

If fiends was buggin when they heard I was the second nikka to cook base on a foreman grill, wait till they see this

 

[skeetsinternal]

Cool as long as there is an off button

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

"JIBO CALL DA POLICE! "

Jibo: "Could you repeat that?.."

"I GOT STABBED. CALL DA POLICE NOW, JIBO! "

Jibo: " I'm sorry. What was that?.."

"JESUS CHRIST, JIBO. I'M DYING "

Jibo: "..."



As da coroner carries your body away, fades onto Jibo's screen then fades off.

holy shyt

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

This could wind up like Chobits

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

This could wind up like Chobits

hopefully more like eve no jikan

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

1:00-1:10 Should be an automatic hell no. Imagine that saying that with arms and legs.

 

[Fatboi1]

The fukk would I want this little annoying shyt in my house for??
I can do all of that with my ANDROID PHONE thank you.