Meltzer Explains The Reason For Lana's Heat...

[45123]

I initially thought we got Walt'd by @Silkk then I googled the quote and its actually real

 

[hayesc0]

 

[Swiggy]

My accumulative TSC posts shyt on his writing, and HE has the career?

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Do people still pay to hear this dude ramble about nothing?

 

[prophecypro]

We're slowly reaching a point where a parody post of Meltzer doesn't even do the real Meltzer any justice, unless we've already gone past that point and it does Meltzer justice because Meltzer himself is the parody that reached the point, but it also might not just be.

"Lemme..lemme just say something about justice alright *pause*...........its like this mentality of like I can get over with a parody......*pause* ...but then its like people are gonna be like well I can go listen or watch the real thing you know *Laughs nervously* and its like....gawd, you know they just have to find a way to be as accurate as possible to mimick the real thing ..*pause*............or maybe not, a parody is a work and sometimes they're looking for a shoot to do justice and its like...cause you know I remember in Japan they used to do this where they would work a shoot into a work which is a work of a shoot and anyway Hogan will say that but ...yeah..well *snickers slightly* but he'll...he'll say he came up with that notion but it was from Japan...but lemme, lemme get to my point which is if they want to really give it justice its like.....you know you got to stumble like Sid...and I dont mean the Sid Justice way but like...you know...well WWE fans might think that cause they've got this mentality ....b-b-but its like you've conditioned the audience to accept parodies as the real thing...or maybe not....maybe they will but maybe they wont...there's only two ways the audience will react, they'll accept it or wont...I...I dont know....we'll see"

[Alvarez pause]
Aaaaaaaalllllllrighty moving on to Bellator....

 

[Kane]

The sun may have come out..unless it's night time

I probably had sex...but I might be a virgin

 

[MartyMcFly]

I probably had sex...but I might be a virgin

I probably saw a movie, but I also stayed in my car

 

[Tommy Fits]

He writes like a poet laureate

 

[DaylitoJames]

So is this why Rock was on monday talking bout how he donkey fukked Lana and had her sit on his face while Rusev was there forced to watch like

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

if everybody is talking about something, and he doesn't know, what is Dave Meltzer's value?

 

[MartyMcFly]

His silliness aside, the hypocrisy of this company never ceases to amaze me. Now it's one thing for someone to be bullied on camera in character as a part of the storyline, but them doing this to her while announcing anti bullying initiatives is complete and utter BS

 

[prophecypro]

if everybody is talking about something, and he doesn't know, what is Dave Meltzer's value?

In his defense, he does have a lot of insider info and does get the scoop on stuff... but its like he is covering a business where the main source of headlines is a company run by a dude who himself thinks creatively and makes rules and sets law and order like a double talker himself so it is what it is


he's high off second hand cokeboy

 

[mr x]

Why even....nm

 

[Silkk]

Do people still pay to hear this dude ramble about nothing?

If not for Bryan's hilariousness i wouldn't subscribe the months that i do

 

[Silkk]

"Lemme..lemme just say something about justice alright *pause*...........its like this mentality of like I can get over with a parody......*pause* ...but then its like people are gonna be like well I can go listen or watch the real thing you know *Laughs nervously* and its like....gawd, you know they just have to find a way to be as accurate as possible to mimick the real thing ..*pause*............or maybe not, a parody is a work and sometimes they're looking for a shoot to do justice and its like...cause you know I remember in Japan they used to do this where they would work a shoot into a work which is a work of a shoot and anyway Hogan will say that but ...yeah..well *snickers slightly* but he'll...he'll say he came up with that notion but it was from Japan...but lemme, lemme get to my point which is if they want to really give it justice its like.....you know you got to stumble like Sid...and I dont mean the Sid Justice way but like...you know...well WWE fans might think that cause they've got this mentality ....b-b-but its like you've conditioned the audience to accept parodies as the real thing...or maybe not....maybe they will but maybe they wont...there's only two ways the audience will react, they'll accept it or wont...I...I dont know....we'll see"

[Alvarez pause]
Aaaaaaaalllllllrighty moving on to Bellator....