MEN BEWARE!!! Confessions Of A Marriage Counselor Tyler Perry Movie

[Jone2three45]

I vote that we all put our creative minds together and create a "How the Movie should have Ended: Confessions Of A Marriage Counselor" trailer and troll the sh1t out of it with truth. We should even use coli gifs.

 

[Serious]

The 25-39 year old sack chasin, rapper/athlete jumpoff/ video hoe that gets fucced for a gucci bag then dumped. Talkin bout "im tryna get in the industry"

This is too real, I see this every time I get a haircut...

I hate running into pretentious individuals like this.

She even let a few tears drop.After that, all her hoodrat characteristics began to surface.She broke out her rhyme book and started spitting some grimy, Niki Minaj shyt..... straight from the gut.Had lines about "setting nikkaz up and robbing nikkaz".
so torn and vulnerable right now.you cool, but I can't be fukking around no more.GUDBYE"

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

This is too real, I see this every time I get a haircut...

I hate running into pretentious individuals like this.

She turns 30 in July....But I guess that's prime age for rappers nowadays

 

[The Midnight Marauder]

Im mos def not going to see this trash. Tyler Perry is the Master P of Hollywood.

On a side note tho, am I the only one that noticed that Kim K is doing a movie with Ray J's sister???

 

[The Midnight Marauder]

I vote that we all put our creative minds together and create a "How the Movie should have Ended: Confessions Of A Marriage Counselor" trailer and troll the sh1t out of it with truth. We should even use coli gifs.

Ayo, who's that dude in the gif? He works out at my gym. (I dont watch wrestling)

 

[Chris.B]

of course you don't, you a cac

I have already proven I'm black with pics..check my pot history dummy

 

[Soundbwoy]

Im mos def not going to see this trash. Tyler Perry is the Master P of Hollywood.

On a side note tho, am I the only one that noticed that Kim K is doing a movie with Ray J's sister???

shes keeping it in the family

 

[Kongo McMicheal]

I don't know why these "sistas" keep making niccas like TYLER PERRY and STEVE HARVEY "rich" with thier fascination with something that AIN'T NEVER GONNA HAPPEN TO THEM:


"BEING HAPPILY MARRIED"

They are just not naturally equipped to deal with such an ideal..because for the most part the BULK of them are INSECURE, DEPRESSED, BITTER, BAD WITH FINANCES, HATE MEN (PENIS ENVY) and have ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES

trust me i know this

i done had every type of sista this year alone!!

the 40 year old self employed heffa who has no shelf life

the 21 year old college student who will be debt ridden

the 34 year old single mother who is hoeing herself out while her child listens to lil reese

the 28 year old "THANK U JESUS..I'M SAVED" trick who got a mean head game


the point i'm making is...EVERYWHERE I GO..I SEE THE SAME HOE

these byatches gotta try more creative ways to REINVENT THEMSELVES OR SIMPLY AVOID CLICHE'S AND STEROTYPES....

cause "BECKY" is taking all her "work" (black men)

Yup keeping those around for more than 3 months is playing with fire though

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

but you going to watch django?

fukk u get that from???....i ain't WATCHING THAT SHYT either..

i watch HOOD MOVIES mane on my Youtube Application via my Blustream

matter of fact..i got three streaming services...(netflix, vudu, youtube)

plus i got my bootleg dvd spot up at the ghetto mall not too far from me

so I AIN'T GOTTA VISIT A MOVIE THEATER FOR SHYT ..UNLESS I TAKE MY SON my NEPHEWS ....

real niccas DON'T DO cinemaplex

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

We made our way to the bedroom and the sex was chemistry off the charts.That black out, shyt talking sex.

I thought everything was all good, but on my way home, she sent me a text saying that she "didn't know if it was a dream or not" "I feel so torn and vulnerable right now.you cool, but I can't be fukking around no more.GUDBYE"

....I told her if that's how she felt, I'm cool with that.I was already starting to sense that she was the game playing/over dramatic type.

I felt like she was baiting me into some type of bullshyt.Like it was a test.


Two days later, she's calling my phone and sending text "call me!" like it was some type of emergency.

I ignored that shyt.Like I said, i peeped the theatrics and it rubbed me the wrong way.My caution signs went up.The last text she sent me was

"fukk you then bytch ass nikka.You just like the rest of these no good nikkas out here"


What did I do wrong She played herself, but she don't even realize it.


If she wasn't so bat shyt, I would've liked to have kept her around.The sexual chemistry was damn near perfect

this HAPPENED TO YOU TOO!!!

it's happened to me TWICE this year...

and i can tell you WHY

The BYATCH is FRONTING trying to make it seem as if she is an EMOTIONAL BATCASE for EXPLOITATION PURPOSES...

she WANTED "SYMPATHY" so she can turn you into a SYMP (SIMP)

here is the REAL DEAL MY MAN

SHE GAVE YOU DAT BOMB A$$ SEX.....

expecting you to GET SPRUNG AND CALL HER AND STALK HER REPEADETDLY LIKE EVERY OTHER WEAK SIMP A$$ DUDE WHO GOT THE PUZZY

SIMPLE MINDED INSECURE WOMEN LOVE ATTENTION...

WHY YOU THINK SHE INTERRUPTED YOUR "CONVERSATION" WITH THE CLERK IN THE FIRST PLACE????

SHE TOLD ON HERSELF TOO ON THAT COUCH.."IM VULNERABLE"

SHE BASICALLY ASKED TO GET "FUKKED AND FORGOTTEN" but when it does ACTUALLY HAPPEN THEN IT'S "OH FUKK U I HATE MEN..YOUR JUST LIKE THE OTHER NICCAS"

YOU DID THE RIGHT THING

THAT BYATCH DOESN'T WANT A REAL MAN SHE WANTS ATTENTION AND PUBLICITY...EVEN IF U DID GIVE HER THAT...SHE WOULD STILL CRAVE IT FROM OTHERS...BECAUSE IT'S NEVER ENOUGH....

PUBLIC ENEMY'S CHUCK D..said it best....

"WOMAN in the corner COLD PLAYING THE ROLE ...LEAVE HER A$$ IN THE CORNER TILL HER FEET GET COLD"......



TRUST ME MANE....i've getting BETTER RESULTS WITH WOMEN BY IGNORING THEM.....MAKE THEM "SWEAT" YOU....DON'T SWEAT NO HOE...9 TIMES OUT OF TEN....YOU ARE MORE STABLE EMOTIONALLY AND FINANCIALLY TO EVEN CATER TO HER BYATCH A$$.................

"it's a MAN'S WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" AS JAMES BROWN SAID

and it's TIME WE START ACTING LIKE DAT..............

"Pull out MY SEAT for me...MY FEET HURT TOO..BYATCH U NO BETTER THAN ME!!!" - WILLIE D

im telling them OLD SCHOOL RAPS WILL SET U RIGHT...FUKK TRIKKING ON THESE BYATCHES

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Yup keeping those around for more than 3 months is playing with fire though

yeah...i'm realizing that shyt right now during the holidays

she just sent me a text overnight during christmas eve to tell me that

she is FILING SEPERATION PAPERS FROM HER HUSBAND...

i'm like

trying to make me feel guilty as if i'm the HOME WRECKER

BYATCH THINK I'M GONNA ACCOMADATE HER AND TAKE CARE OF HER

SHEEEEEEEEEIT..ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

SHE GONE LEARN TODAY!

 

[bewitched]

this movie is full of cliches and melodramatic. looks horrible. Tyler seriously needs to step it up.

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

this HAPPENED TO YOU TOO!!!

it's happened to me TWICE this year...

and i can tell you WHY

The BYATCH is FRONTING trying to make it seem as if she is an EMOTIONAL BATCASE for EXPLOITATION PURPOSES...

she WANTED "SYMPATHY" so she can turn you into a SYMP (SIMP)

here is the REAL DEAL MY MAN

SHE GAVE YOU DAT BOMB A$$ SEX.....

expecting you to GET SPRUNG AND CALL HER AND STALK HER REPEADETDLY LIKE EVERY OTHER WEAK SIMP A$$ DUDE WHO GOT THE PUZZY

SIMPLE MINDED INSECURE WOMEN LOVE ATTENTION...

WHY YOU THINK SHE INTERRUPTED YOUR "CONVERSATION" WITH THE CLERK IN THE FIRST PLACE????

SHE TOLD ON HERSELF TOO ON THAT COUCH.."IM VULNERABLE"

SHE BASICALLY ASKED TO GET "FUKKED AND FORGOTTEN" but when it does ACTUALLY HAPPEN THEN IT'S "OH FUKK U I HATE MEN..YOUR JUST LIKE THE OTHER NICCAS"

YOU DID THE RIGHT THING

THAT BYATCH DOESN'T WANT A REAL MAN SHE WANTS ATTENTION AND PUBLICITY...EVEN IF U DID GIVE HER THAT...SHE WOULD STILL CRAVE IT FROM OTHERS...BECAUSE IT'S NEVER ENOUGH....

PUBLIC ENEMY'S CHUCK D..said it best....

"WOMAN in the corner COLD PLAYING THE ROLE ...LEAVE HER A$$ IN THE CORNER TILL HER FEET GET COLD"......



TRUST ME MANE....i've getting BETTER RESULTS WITH WOMEN BY IGNORING THEM.....MAKE THEM "SWEAT" YOU....DON'T SWEAT NO HOE...9 TIMES OUT OF TEN....YOU ARE MORE STABLE EMOTIONALLY AND FINANCIALLY TO EVEN CATER TO HER BYATCH A$$.................

"it's a MAN'S WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" AS JAMES BROWN SAID

and it's TIME WE START ACTING LIKE DAT..............

"Pull out MY SEAT for me...MY FEET HURT TOO..BYATCH U NO BETTER THAN ME!!!" - WILLIE D

im telling them OLD SCHOOL RAPS WILL SET U RIGHT...FUKK TRIKKING ON THESE BYATCHES

I peeped it.Even in the throes of deep, passionate sex, the left side of my brain kept picking up lil subliminal shyt.


During the whole session, she kept trying to get me to say her name....on some dominant/narcissist shyt "Come on say it....You can sayyyyy ittt"....that shyt sounded so sweet, but I didn't give in.I told her "listen to that dikk, he's trying to spit at you"


Even when we got done, she had a lil pouty look on her face "why you didn't wanna say my name? "I was too busy focusing on the p*ssy"



But yeah, that kinda tripped me out, to

 

[Ziggiy]

I had a personal "Boycott Tyler Perry Movies" ever since I saw the African American male bashing wet dream that was For Colored Girls Only. fukk Tyler Perry, his c00ning, his black Mammy pandering and his movies

 

[alpo]

I had a personal "Boycott Tyler Perry Movies" ever since I saw the African American male bashing wet dream that was For Colored Girls Only. fukk Tyler Perry, his c00ning, his black Mammy pandering and his movies

why y'all mad at tyler for? that's big, fat,ugly ass oprah movie.