[MEN] Do you want a happily ever after?

[Matt504]

Do you wanna walk into the sunset with your princess at the end of your fairytale?

Do you dream of meeting "the one"?

Do you plan your wedding in your head?

Ever lay in bed at night and think of gifts you'll buy your future wife and the possible reactions she might have,, what if she cries, what if she immediately whips my penis out and I can't get hard because I'm emotional too,,

Do you even want a happy ending with a woman or do you plan to die of a heart attack while wearing your Playstation 20 wireless bodysuit after hours of fukking virtual escorts, YES, the sex is incredible, but it's not REAL, SO fukkING WHAT IF IT FEELS REAL, IT'S STILL DIGITAL, IT WILL NEVER REPLACE THE ACTUAL TOUCH OF A HUMAN BEING.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

watching Disney movies is for girls breh

 

[Matt504]

watching Disney movies is for girls breh

I'm literally watching Cars 2 right now.

 

[Couth]

Lol. To me a happy ending is a Bugatti, two Ferrari's, and a giant private estate on an island somewhere absolutely packed with high class escorts.

I don't believe i'll have a "happy ending" with a female. But i wanna spoil my current main before i dump her. She deserves it.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I'm literally watching Cars 2 right now.

I've pictured being happy with one woman in my mind many times. but idk if it's common for men to picture their weddings and overthinking these types of things. I could be wrong tho

 

[aXiom]

To the nikkas that say yes. If our lifetimes we multiplied by 10 and we spent 90% of it feeling and looking 25, would you wanna be with the same female for 700+ years?

 

[Matt504]

To the nikkas that say yes. If our lifetimes we multiplied by 10 and we spent 90% of it feeling and looking 25, would you wanna be with the same female for 700+ years?

Look at the extremes we go to, to justify our promiscuity.

 

[Matt504]

Lol. To me a happy ending is a Bugatti, two Ferrari's, and a giant private estate on an island somewhere absolutely packed with high class escorts.

I don't believe i'll have a "happy ending" with a female. But i wanna spoil my current main before i dump her. She deserves it.

Why do you wanna dump her, why spoil her and give her the world if you only plan to later dispose of her like a used napkin?

Why?

 

[Couth]

Why do you wanna dump her, why spoil her and give her the world if you only plan to later dispose of her like a used napkin?

Why?

I wanna fukk other/younger girls

Shes pretty much as good as i can do at the moment. But once i get deez bands all the way up worlds gonna be my oyster. Not gonna have time for live in girlfriends and shyt.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Want but can't haz

 

[Matt504]

I wanna fukk other/younger girls

Shes pretty much as good as i can do at the moment. But once i get deez bands all the way up worlds gonna be my oyster. Not gonna have time for live in girlfriends and shyt.

Your honesty is very sobering.

 

[Smoke]

This is a female thing.

Yeah, I want to be married, have a nice marriage and all. But not in no fairytale Disney type shyt

 

[Dwolf]

Damn she curved my breh. Say it aint soooooooooooooooo

 

[Couth]

Look at the extremes we go to, to justify our promiscuity.

 

[Matt504]

This is a female thing.

Yeah, I want to be married, have a nice marriage and all. But not in no fairytale Disney type shyt

But women DO, maybe that's where the disconnect is, maybe that's why the divorce rate is so high, apparently men and women have very dissimilar expectations of marriage.