Men getting a Vasectomy would change the Instagram thot game forever

[Morose Polymath]

I got a vascectomy after my child was born. A female coworker from my job came to my house to see the new baby and told my ex wife, "Well, at least "Groanman" don't have to worry about outside babies.


We all were looking at that bytch like

 

[Mazino]

I've read some horror stories on that shyt like permanent pain, I'm not into self mutilation.

If dudes simply upped the quality of women they deal with they would save a lot of headache, I tend to go for chicks with something going for them and something to lose career-wise etc not chicks that make getting pregnant their main objective for a come up

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

shyt not even just celebrities, all of us

Majority of the Instagram/Snapchat thot lifestyle is predicated on getting the attention of men to trap them into pregnancy to live off of child support





8:21

Bruh, I never knew this, you can still ejaculate sperm after a vasectomy

This one I already knew, but you can also get it reversed

Can a Vasectomy Be Reversed? Yes! Best Vasectomy Reversal Success Rates - The Turek Clinics


Imagine the possibilities brehs

- If you a celebrity, you can run through as many thots as you want with no risk of pregnancies, same with non famous brehs

- When you ready to settle down, you can reverse it

- Guarantee if this catches fire, Instagram/Snapchat/Twitter thirst trapping would shut down tomorrow. Thots would actually have to.... dare I say it.... get real jobs


Somebody @ Dwight Howard, Paul George, and Kyrie Irving about this



All the times brehs joke like "I'll nut inside her, no pullout", well now you can


I wonder why this is kept hidden

breh...i have a vasectomy...have had one for 16 yrs....

you ejaculate semen...but it has no sperm in it...the tubes from the testicles called the vas deferens are cut...im my case they were cut and burned ....great investment....

 

[GoFlipAPack]

I've read some horror stories on that shyt like permanent pain, I'm not into self mutilation.

If dudes simply upped the quality of women they deal with they would save a lot of headache, I tend to go for chicks with something going for them and something to lose career-wise etc not chicks that make getting pregnant their main objective for a come up

I got one and I have had no pain whatsoever. Doc didn't even give me pain mess while doing it. I was talking to her the whole time.

 

[Black]

nikkas sounding jealous in this bytch.

 

[Dorian Breh]

Knew a dude who got that done and still got a bytch pregnant
He was Mexican tho

Now you know damn well that didn't happen and his woman was cheating on him.

 

[Wild self]

Male birth control would be the ultimate checkmate in this shady game of OoW children.

 

[iBrowse]

Yupp. To go from this

To this...

@BrothaZay

 

[iBrowse]

@BrothaZay she has a CDL

 

[Action Mike]

I've read some horror stories on that shyt like permanent pain, I'm not into self mutilation.

If dudes simply upped the quality of women they deal with they would save a lot of headache, I tend to go for chicks with something going for them and something to lose career-wise etc not chicks that make getting pregnant their main objective for a come up

Exactly

And leave these instagram thots to thot

What's you guys problem

There gonna thot regardless playboi

 

[newworldafro]

Know a guy in his 40s, with a stable family. Managed to make another baby. He got a vasectomy and told everyone it was the way to go.

 

[UpAndComing]

All the dudes not agreeing have unwanted Child Support written all over you

 

[BrokePhiBroke]

OR

Wear a freakin condom.

People be going through too much to have frivolous fun.

 

[BrokePhiBroke]

All the dudes not agreeing have unwanted Child Support written all over you

So you gonna go have a vasectomy (a very serious surgery) just to run through women you don't care about?

With the off chance you can't reverse it..

 

[Doobie Doo]

End of the vasectomy? New implant allows men to turn their fertility on and off with the flick of a switch (inside the scrotum)

Read more: New implant allows men to turn their fertility on and off with the flick of a switch | Daily Mail Online
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