Essential Men of the Coli Reveal Yourself

[SmokyQuartz]

She also claims to be a virgin

I claim to be too ain't that something

 

[SmokyQuartz]

Nudes are a demonic behavior that I do not engage into. Sorry.

You will only do that for your future husband tho right?

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

 

[Mojo Jojo Morpheus]

I'm a H cup, not a J cup. And they're all saggy and ugly.

I have the body of a little girl with the t*ts of a retired porn star. Picture that.



What club?

TCV = theColi Virgins.
You, me, and Smoky can hold on to our innocence together in these dark, and depraved internet streets.

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

 

[Mojo Jojo Morpheus]

No you not.

Please, madame!
It is unbecoming of a lady to slander the good name and reputation of a gentle virgin such as myself

 

[SmokyQuartz]

If my husband wants to see me naked, he can have it in person. Not on a picture.

So i hav- i mean so a person would have to get married to you before you do demotic acts

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

 

[Drew Wonder]

That shirt you wearing is from the Sandlot right?

Yessir. Ham Porter the God

 

[Mojo Jojo Morpheus]

Do I get money?

We get the joy and security of companionship without temptation.

 

[Aphrodite]

Please, madame!
It is unbecoming of a lady to slander the good name and reputation of a gentle virgin such as myself

 

[SmokyQuartz]

There's a list of things you need to do before marrying me. I doubt that you're up for it.

Your saying i'm gay. I bet i would pass all the requirements with flying colors

 

[Mojo Jojo Morpheus]

Your saying i'm gay. I bet i would pass all the requirements with flying colors

Think she meant she'll need you to act out one of her homoerotic fanfics, breh

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

 

[Cat Lady ☆]