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when did you realise the girl your with is/was the one. Any advice for women (those that want to hear it). What did she do differently that no one else did for you .Does your woman still make you happy?


those who are single what are you looking for to settle down.If that's what you want, of course. What is a good indicator that she's a good woman. A good enough woman to want to settle down with...


i had just came out of a really bad relationship with somebody's thot baby momma. i came, i saw, i simped and i took a big L. after that, i spoke with my pops one day and he said to me "son, if u want a good woman look for one that comes from a good family that she has a great relationship with". i took it to heart and any girl i met that was fatherless and behaved like a thot, i would just pipe and bounce. no lie i met like 3 back to back to back that i fukked within 2 dates.

then one day i was asked to give my baby cousin and my eventual wife and her parents a ride to the airport. i had met her before but never spoke to her, but that day i heard her speaking to her parents in the backseat and i was like BOOM ima marry her.

then i tried for 7 months to get a date and failed because of bad timing (her grandfather had just died) and then in the same baby cousin's 18th bday party we were both there and we had a table together thanks to my uncle and the rest is history. now we married and about to have our 1st anniversary on the 29th. still feel strongly about her and we still madly crazy about each other.

u have to go the extra mile with the great ones. a lot of dudes are too scared of being simps to go that extra mile and end up missing out.

"fukk i look like waiting 3 months for sex :childplease:"

just have to be careful who u simp.
 

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Simple. Was unemployed and down on my luck. She looked out for me (food, connections, healthcare, etc.) where some of my own family didn't give zilch fukks.

The key was she didn't expect anything from me in return.

Completely unselfish.

Yes, I do still love her and want to give her everything.:mjcry:
 
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She's intelligent

Gives me space without being a bytch

Low maintenance

Sex is just......:banderas:

She cooks


And she got those teardrop -shaped titties that slope and round off at the bottom. Rare :takedat:





I got to to dump her, but I'll wait until after she graduates in a few months, tho. I travel alot for work and she has good offers from all over the place. I can't won't do a long distance relationship :smh:.

Why can't good things last forever? :mjcry:
 
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She's intelligent

Gives me space without being a bytch

Low maintenance

Sex is just......:banderas:

She cooks


And she got those teardrop -shaped titties that slope and round off at the bottom. Rare :takedat:





I got to to dump her, but I'll wait until after she graduates in a few months, tho. I travel alot for work and she has good offers from all over the place. I can't won't do a long distance relationship :smh:.

Why can't good things last forever? :mjcry:

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Why there always gotta be that one thing. That one fukking thing!
 

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Wipes tears from cheek :mjcry:


i had just came out of a really bad relationship with somebody's thot baby momma. i came, i saw, i simped and i took a big L. after that, i spoke with my pops one day and he said to me "son, if u want a good woman look for one that comes from a good family that she has a great relationship with". i took it to heart and any girl i met that was fatherless and behaved like a thot, i would just pipe and bounce. no lie i met like 3 back to back to back that i fukked within 2 dates.

then one day i was asked to give my baby cousin and my eventual wife and her parents a ride to the airport. i had met her before but never spoke to her, but that day i heard her speaking to her parents in the backseat and i was like BOOM ima marry her.

then i tried for 7 months to get a date and failed because of bad timing (her grandfather had just died) and then in the same baby cousin's 18th bday party we were both there and we had a table together thanks to my uncle and the rest is history. now we married and about to have our 1st anniversary on the 29th. still feel strongly about her and we still madly crazy about each other.

u have to go the extra mile with the great ones. a lot of dudes are too scared of being simps to go that extra mile and end up missing out.

"fukk i look like waiting 3 months for sex :childplease:"

just have to be careful who u simp.
 

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This is why I always say I'd rather meet a woman when I'm in a dark place than when I'm rolling in blessings.

Someone who is there for you in the muck :noah:


Simple. Was unemployed and down on my luck. She looked out for me (food, connections, healthcare, etc.) where some of my own family didn't give zilch fukks.

The key was she didn't expect anything for me in return.

Completely unselfish.

Yes, I do still love her and want to give her everything.:mjcry:
 

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Shorty held me down for a year after I got in a bad accident... and through a very short stint of unemployment

Has a very loving family and an abnormally good relationship with both her parents

Very driven and independent w/o being standoffish or bytchy

Makes me laugh and think all the time

One of the few people who gets me that I get along with as well. Few bumps here and there but overall its been a good ride
 

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I knew instantly the 1st time we spoke it there was instant chemistry, it was like magic. I've never experienced anything like that in all my years dating. Every day the more I learned about her the more she impressed me as a person, she has standards but isn't uppity, is a hard worker, smart fine:wow: easy going and someone I can trust and talk to about anything. She has me wanting to do things I have and would never have considered with any other woman (no homo) and not for a nut, but just because I want to.... A nikka actually cares:hamster:






:blessed:
 

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I've met two women who when put together make perfection. When I find one who is a combination of the two I'll be ready.

I'm 24.
 

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Shorty held me down for a year after I got in a bad accident... and through a very short stint of unemployment

Has a very loving family and an abnormally good relationship with both her parents

Very driven and independent w/o being standoffish or bytchy

Makes me laugh and think all the time

One of the few people who gets me that I get along with as well. Few bumps here and there but overall its been a good ride
I knew instantly the 1st time we spoke it there was instant chemistry, it was like magic. I've never experienced anything like that in all my years dating. Every day the more I learned about her the more she impressed me as a person, she has standards but isn't uppity, is a hard worker, smart fine:wow: easy going and someone I can trust and talk to about anything. She has me wanting to do things I have and would never have considered with any other woman (no homo) and not for a nut, but just because I want to.... A nikka actually cares:hamster:






:blessed:

These were really nice to read brehs God bless y'all relationships.
 

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- When she makes you a better person and inspires you to be better than you currently are
- When she is virtuous and she can't be compared to any other
- When the first and last thought of the day is her
- When she becomes your home...I repeat, when she becomes your home
 
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