Men share the worst ways they found out they were getting cheated on

[yung Herbie Hancock]

imma Marine breh

but that was a lesson learned the hard way did my next two single

Breh I got to ask you a question, why do yall do stupid shyt when you come on our ships. We had a couple of marines that got flown onto our ship on deployment, and they were doing the dumbest shyt. This one marine at a chunk of his mattress then got sent to medical because he got sick

 

[yung Herbie Hancock]

Oh, I believe that. I got 4 uncles, 2 uncles and 1 younger brother in the service. I know how they get down. I was laughing more at the fact that homie took that L the way coli nikkas say you're supposed to. Just took it in silence and walked out. shyt plays funny in my head.

I got out 3 months ago, and the fukking is what I miss the most. Low key the military is the easiest place to get laid. Them bytches stay horny, especially on deployment. Had my first threesome in the navy. This chick in my division invited me over to her barracks and her roomamate was there. I smashed both of them. I felt like the man that day.
These civilian chicks on the other hand are bougie. You gotta take them on a date and all that duymb shyt and you not even guaranteed to smash later on

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

these nikkaz do this to themselves, they cuff the first bytch willing to give them some p*ssy
or easiest bytch they pull, any bytch that fukks with you off minimum effort will be on this type of shyt

Believe a woman won't cheat on you just because she was hard to get brehs

 

[KidJSoul]

Believe a woman won't cheat on you just because she was hard to get brehs

Exactly. The fukk? Its the ones who make you wait that are more likely to cheat if anything.

Obviously a hoe is a hoe, but beyond that, for a non pass around, her playing hard to get might mean she's not even into you.

 

[Doctor Wily]

Here's mine I submitted.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

what exactly does this mean fakkit nah you not going to backtrack now incel

Here go cap' save em

Cape fresh out the cleaners n shyt

 

[yung Herbie Hancock]

I hope you living a clean life would hate if the energy you put out comes your way

You sound bytch made. I wonder what you look like in real life breh. Probably 5'7 with no muscle. If you ran into someone like me in real life, you would get punked but on the internet you become a warrior. I actually met someone like you in the navy. We used to clown breh and beat the shyt out of him in berthing.

 

[Loose]

You sound bytch made. I wonder what you look like in real life breh. Probably 5'7 with no muscle. If you ran into someone like me in real life, you would get punked but on the internet you become a warrior. I actually met someone like you in the navy. We used to clown breh and beat the shyt out of him in berthing.

I wish you'd run up on me, ain't had a regular nikka do that in some years. Would love to break a military nikkas jaw

 

[yung Herbie Hancock]

I wish you'd run up on me, ain't had a regular nikka do that in some years. Would love to break a military nikkas jaw

Word you in cali?

 

[Loose]

Word you in cali?

Nah I got you if I ever come that way

 

[yung Herbie Hancock]

Nah I got you if I ever come that way

Word, if you ever come to San Jose hit me up in my inbox, I've been craving to whoop a keyboard warrior's azz.

 

[therewillbeboogienights]

Saw my bytch walking down the street hand in hand with another nikka after she told me she had to work. We both ended up on the same block in Manhattan on some random shyt.

Omg.

That legit sounds like straight out of a romcom scene

That's brutal

 

[Xyrax]

thia nikka going thru moms cabinets on some csi shyt.

Don't care really. If he found some shyt and brought an end to being played then its fair game, fukk it.

 

[eifmp]

Ask anyone in the navy or marines about cheating on deployment, the stories are wild. Going on deployment changed my view of marriage honestly. I can never trust a bytch while I'm out of town now. Imagine walking in to two of your shipmates fukkking, then one of them turns around and asks you to join. ONE of them was married too. That was the wildest night I ever had in the navy

Can confirm. Deployed overseas to Germany and a couple of units that were stationed in Germany went overseas to Iraq. So The wives of the soldiers left behind would put something in the window to indicate that they were open for business. A mop, a folded up American flag, a picture of a star...things like that.

When one of the soldiers told me about this I was skeptical and naive. But then I saw it happen and I was blown away.

Brehs I was naive. I'd never seen such blatant hoeassery before. And it was widely accepted. That's what gets me. It is all one big orgy like someone said previously and everyone has dirt/secrets/info on other people so they live with it. The stories my brehs...the stories.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

@O.T.I.S.

My best friend


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