MenOfTheColi: (TMI) When You Poop, Do You Put Your...

[KravenMorehead™]

my nikka what is wrong with you

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

its doo doo, baby.

 

[Giselle]

my nikka what is wrong with you

I was just thinking about it the other day, and thought I'd ask on here since I would never irl. lol

its doo doo, baby.

 

[RoGethoes]

Oh so that's how women get uti's

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Not me lol

I flush the toilet with the toilet closed and I keep my tooth brush in my bedroom just b/c of that.

& it is different. It's not in there touching the toilet.

Can you asnwer the spoiler question?

the lid closed on the toilet does not block fecal matter traveling


and as soon as u walk in the bathroom
fecal matter lands on your face/hands

 

[The Mad Titan]

You tuck it in with a curve so you dont dodo on it and it don't touch the side,



the worst feeling is when it snaps back and hits the rim.

 

[Giselle]

the lid closed on the toilet does not block fecal matter traveling


and as soon as u walk in the bathroom
fecal matter lands on your face/hands

I always feel like I'm breathing the germs into my lungs when someone leaves the toilet open.

Are you going to answer the other question?

 

[Giselle]

Oh so that's how women get uti's

Idk. My sister had one when we were younger and she was/is a virgin. little girls can get them as well, so idk.

It probably is one of the causes of infection though.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

You tuck it in with a curve so you dont dodo on it and it don't touch the side,



the worst feeling is when it snaps back and hits the rim.

that's why you pad the front of the rim w/ toilet paper broham

 

[Kings County]

i pee first standing up
then grab a wad of toilet paper and put it over the pee hole so when i push i dont pee on the floor
no homo but my dikk big
had a life altering experience where i shyt on my dikk when i was 16 i was like ... washed my dikk in the shower for damn near an hour... used lysol and everything that was dumb in hindsight but i was digusted... thats when i made the toilet tissue trick... i went through it so yall dont have to

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

 

[M'gann]

You tuck it in with a curve so you dont dodo on it and it don't touch the side,



the worst feeling is when it snaps back and hits the rim.

 

[Tunez]

You ask the weirdest questions


Who the hell sits on toilets when their taking a shyt?

 

[Colin X]

You piss on the floor while shyttin?

 

[The God Poster]

dude with lil dikks dont have that prob




to answer the question

u have to have ya dikk in
because you never know if u might piss a lil when you shyt
so what u gone do?
piss outside and have it run down to your pants and shoes



yo p*ssy hovers over when you shyt
so it is no diff

if u that worried bout germs u fukked
cause u brush your teeth with a tooth brush covered in fecal matter

if your toilet is in the same room as your bathroom sink you gone have minute fecal matter everywhere

not being able to control ya piss

Side note: I know I ain't the only one who stops pissing, steps back to see far I can aim

#TopNotchPissControl