You are not fooling anyone with this breh....
Do you expect Ashley Cole to be as good as Ronaldo at striking the ball ?
Or defenders to be "chipping" and crossing the ball ?
You have defenders, mid fielders and strikers for a reason. FOH with this universal bullsh!t.
They are great endurance athletes but it ends there.
The defenders at the best teams in the world all possess great technique, inf act you see defenders crossing and chipping balls at all levels of football even I can do that breh you saying it like its a difficult thing to do 

Teams switch formations all the time like Arsenal adopted that 3-5-2 so easily...had guys like Monreal playing LB all his life now a CB and Oxlade Chamberlain changed to a wing back so easily and hes not a primary defencer normally but now was asked to do more. All high level players can switch to different positions if required as they al possess good qualities
Most NBA fans don't watch the game until the 4th quarter that says it all