Miami Brehs (Miami advice)

[mcellas]

I used to spend $3K in Opium on a regular night just to stunt breh, you're making me feel like a sucka right about now. People get caught up in the hype and wake up with empty wallets

Damn breh I but I can't do that shyt 3 k damn Ill feel like shyt for the rest of the month

 

[blackzeus]

Damn breh I but I can't do that shyt 3 k damn Ill feel like shyt for the rest of the month

Breh, with the money I blew on the beach I could have been King Solomon in Broward I bet you for $10K you could buy out the bar at most Broward clubs

 

[alpo]

It's easy to tell who really hangs out in MIA Breh, in Broward/Palm Beach, with a little sweet talk the hoe bishes will go home with you for $100, at KOD you can't even get a hello for that kind of money In Ft. Lauderdale it's "how are you doing?" In Miami it's "What do you do?" . If I could do all over again, I would have banked 80% of the money I blew in South Beach and took my frontin' azz to Ft. Lauderdale, would have had a nice little retirement cushion. My advice is to take your little bachelor party nest egg and spend it in DR breh, you gon' end up embarrassin' yourself like the frontin' azz Eurotrash I saw pushing a busted Ferrari by hand in the middle of the night at the last Hip Hop weekend I attended

Why??????????? why are you exposing the lifestyle????

 

[blackzeus]

Why??????????? why are you exposing the lifestyle????

Nikka, did I name any specific locations? But yeah, you right, it's dry snitchin' in a way, I was just tryin' to help out a hardheaded Coli breh.

 

[alpo]

@blackzeus Nikka I saw two places y'all exposed. Them simp ass nikkas done destroyed miami beach, you want them nikkas up in our spots?? Every real south Florida nikka know where them dimes be at! I don't want them nikkas up in our spots

 

[blackzeus]

Nikka I saw two places y'all exposed. Them simp ass nikkas done destroyed miami beach, you want them nikkas up in our spots?? Every real south Florida nikka know where them dimes be at! I don't want them nikkas up in our spots

you right, I just realized I did mention some sh*t. F*ck it, this thread gon' be in the history books in a week, ain't nobody gon' remember this sh*t. ( )

 

[Wild self]

It's easy to tell who really hangs out in MIA Breh, in Broward/Palm Beach, with a little sweet talk the hoe bishes will go home with you for $100, at KOD you can't even get a hello for that kind of money In Ft. Lauderdale it's "how are you doing?" In Miami it's "What do you do?" . If I could do all over again, I would have banked 80% of the money I blew in South Beach and took my frontin' azz to Ft. Lauderdale, would have had a nice little retirement cushion. My advice is to take your little bachelor party nest egg and spend it in DR breh, you gon' end up embarrassin' yourself like the frontin' azz Eurotrash I saw pushing a busted Ferrari by hand in the middle of the night at the last Hip Hop weekend I attended

Props! Keep giving info.

 

[blackzeus]

I'm Rollin with 4 nikkas who are prepared to spend about 1500 x night. We not ballin but we can make something's happen, last time I was in Miami I had $500 I had to stretch for 3 nights and I wound up fukking 2 bytches in 8 hours and didn't spend no money to do that. So I know me and these nikkas can make sone shyt happen

I just saw this post. In this case you gon' be alright Due to the respect of fellow Coli breh @alpo, PM me if you need references, but with that kind of money you should be good.

 

[blackzeus]

Props! Keep giving info.

Nah breh, I f*cked up, @alpo right, too many corny out of towners be f*cking sh*t up, game is to be sold, not to be told. If you need a reference, PM me or @alpo or @mcellas, as we say in Miami, for sure maybe

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Simps ruined Miami?

What about Orlando?

 

[Scientific Playa]

Garcias too close to Overtown buddy might get lost or make the wrong turn

Believe it or not, Overtown is calm these days. Ride thru there and its almost like a ghost town.

 

[Wild self]

Nah breh, I f*cked up, @alpo right, too many corny out of towners be f*cking sh*t up, game is to be sold, not to be told. If you need a reference, PM me or @alpo or @mcellas, as we say in Miami, for sure maybe

OK Will do.

 

[No Homo]

You gon' have your bachelor party at Pizza Rustica?

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

Simps ruined Miami?

What about Orlando?

yeah there's some simps and there's some ballers but shyt is a wild exaggeration. shyt does not stop people from having fun or getting laid.

you can eat good in fort lauderdale at spots like river front and shyt

or you can go to the hard rock to passions and opium there's tons of bytches... but like my dude said he's bringing 1500 x days he's there ... they got plenty of bread to spend. They could probably do everything without spending all their dough. They got packages online where you eat dinner, pre-game a bit and then a limo takes you to the club ... you skip the line and you got vip and all for like 300-400. You can chill in the hotels like epic or at club fifty. As far as strip clubs I like the boobytrap on us1/s dixie hwy shyt is not and there are fly strippers, shyt is small and personal... u can go to cheetahs in pompano but the last time I went I had a trash ass experience.

I eat good in miami or ft lauderdale... it all depends which of my friends I'm hanging out with. bytches in the nightlife areas here are down to fukk regardless, obviously if ur tryna fukk strippers u gotta go to spots away from the big joints. There's lots of wild white women in ft lauderdale beach / las olas and lots of exotic dimes at the hard rock.

 

[ster35]

Yeah my boy went down there last summer and said at the Hard Rock he wasreal good. He said down there he nocticed that if a chick likes you she'll sit down right next to you without saying anything and wait for you to spit game at her. Is this true?