Paul-Heyman
The Voice Of The Voice Of The Voiceless
Ladies and Gentlemen! My name is Paul Heyman.............
IS ON SALE TOMORROW AT YOUR LOCAL RETAILER! And believe me when I tell you, I am not a man that will shill a $9.99 monthly albatross such as the WWE Network. However, for a superior experience of only $24.99 the blu ray version of my documentary will be all you need to get you through these long nights of boredom in your basements. You can stop heating up your hot pockets while downloading your porn. You can stop doing your drugs while logged into twitter and finding what your favorite wrestler is up to. Instead watch my documentary.
As the very best friend of your reigning and defending TSC World Heavyweight Champion of the past three hundred and sixty eight days @CM Punk, i can tell you he approves.
As a member of the real Straight Edge Society which features such highly esteemed representatives such as @CM Punk, @Bishop KG Dinero, @krackdagawd, @TrueEpic08, @We Ready, @StarClout, @MushroomX and @TheGreatShowtime I can tell you they all approve.
And as the advocate of TSC's beast incarnate @Brock Lesnar I can tell you.............
MY CLIENT @Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!
MY CLIENT @Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!
MY CLIENT @Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!
MY CLIENT @Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!
MY CLIENT @Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!
MY CLIENT @Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!
MY CLIENT @Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!
Buy the blu ray/dvd.
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