Michael “Former GOAT” Jordan About To Get A Weird Case

[Fani Willis fan]

It's AI.

No way he lived the life he lived just to be a mook in 2026..

 

[The Pledge]

Mike never did that to a black boy

The funniest Coli tradition

 

[Mank1nd]

Sports dudes and old brehs, particularly "unc" types are always touchy feely like that and depending MJ relationship with his parents, they might be cool with that. I don't know how brehs be comfortable doing that shyt, I wouldnt even think about playing them kinda games with anyone kids, over or under.

 

[OneManGang]

Yall are really weird smh

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Kobe would never .. he plays with peckerwood girls not peckerwood boys

 

[The BasedFather]

Not a good look. Please don’t tell me MJ in the Epstein files

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

Somebody should have punched Mike in the back of the head. fukk is wrong with bruh

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

May we all pinch our way to the mountain top

 

[bigde09]

Weird but he’s playing around. He’s not gonna molest anyone in 4k in front of 1,000 cameras and the boys dad standing right next to them. This was some weirdo unc shyt

 

[King Poetic]

That’s the Tyler Riddikk kid who mike owns in nascar and they just won the daytona 500

Little weird but this isn’t no big deal

 

[ChatGPT-5]

 

[ScoopNScore]

 

[Brolic]

Michael JEFFREY Jordan huh

 

[WesCrook]

Man sneakerheads and resellers are finna be going through it…if this goes bad,that fallout is gonna be crazy

Nah.

It's more about the brand than Michael himself at this point.

 

[CopiousX]

I know the Nike CEO must be pulling his hair out right now