Dog Based Gremlin
Veteran
Get Jordans brehs 



Damn someone's gotta redo this with MJ throwing and Bow Weezy ducking
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Did you really put blue eyes on mj?Prolly were some all black Iversons...maybe would have made an exception for the white ones. :ANYWORD:



the mental picture i have of cheese eyes tappin shad on the shoulder "whose is deese, dere, boi? i say whose is deese?!"
*adds to show notes*

People taking off their shoes before entering MJ's houseIt Reminded Me Of This
In the late '80s, Jordan looked in Whitfield's (Friend And Bobcats President) closet and saw that half of it was filled with Nike and the other half filled with Puma. Jordan bundled the Puma gear in his arms, tossing it onto the living room floor. He took a knife from the kitchen and cut it to shreds. Call Howard White, his contact at Nike, he told Fred, and tell him to replace it all.
Same thing happened with George (Another Friend). He bought a pair of New Balance shoes he loved, and Jordan saw them one day and insisted he hand them over. Call Howard White at Nike.
"He demands that loyalty," Whitfield says.
"Anywhere we go," Portnoy says, "he looks at people's feet."
"First thing he looks at," Whitfield says. "He looks down all the time."

The fact that he woke him up in the middle of the night like your moms used to do when you forgot to take out the trash is hilarious..
Like Mike you damn near a billionaire living on 20,000 sq feet.. You ain't got nothing better to do?
This would be a hilarious Chapelle skit...

