Middle age flabby pawg knocks on Coli breh neighbor's door and offers to be his girlfriend

[Jaguar93]

Get stalked by the lunch lady bruhs

 

[Double Rice No Beans]

Man blocking his blessings lol

 

[Calibrated]

Get stalked by the lunch lady bruhs

Knock! Knock! Knock!

Lunch lady: "Ya gonna eat this meatloaf!"

Breh:

"I already ate!"

Lunch lady: "I'll wait."

 

[Neuromancer]

If the roles were reversed this thread would be platinum already and awash with anti black male, pro feminine ass posts.

You know it

 

[Devilinurear]

I too answer my door by filming.

Yep

 

[Jaguar93]

 

[hex]

B*tch looks like Louie Anderson in drag.

Fred.

 

[Phitz]

Skit?

 

[Spectre]

Nah he lying. He def hit cuz why she just showed up randomly to hook up without any care for her life?

He must have hit before or led her on thinking he down for it.

That's why she said wow after the way he answered her back.

She def smashed him and now he acting brand new like she's crazy random

 

[RhodyRum]

@Dont@Me would eat her ass

Their conversation would have gone like this:

 

[feelosofer]

B*tch looks like Louie Anderson in drag.

Fred.

 

[Starman]

Nah he lying. He def hit cuz why she just showed up randomly to hook up without any care for her life?

He must have hit before or led her on thinking he down for it.

That's why she said wow after the way he answered her back.

She def smashed him and now he acting brand new like she's crazy random

Yep. Sounds like Coli Breh.

 

[RhodyRum]

Is Coli Breh the Hip-Hop equivalent of Florida Guy?

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Probably the best sex of his life

That’s how it goes

 

[RhodyRum]

Probably the best sex of his life

That’s how it goes

At the very least she looks like she'd keep you warm while sleeping on a cold ass night.