might be time for a girlfriend brehs

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Bro I just heard from some guys on the internet about this service about to come to The U.S. In All (50) Fifty States where substitute girlfriends are assigned to upstanding gentlemen without dealing with the Hassles, Rejections, Etc Of The U.S. Civilian Women Which Are Mostly "100% Shallow"

Sounds like something for loosers who can't get p*ssy
 

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Girlfriends are overrated word is bond. They cool up until about around the 6 month mark and from there they're just fukking annoying. nikkas confuse wanting some in-house-p*ssy with wanting a relationship. Y'all don't want no relationship y'all just want p*ssy on demand :stopitslime:
 

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got no wife but the white be my girlfriend
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Girlfriends are overrated word is bond. They cool up until about around the 6 month mark and from there they're just fukking annoying. nikkas confuse wanting some in-house-p*ssy with wanting a relationship. Y'all don't want no relationship y'all just want p*ssy on demand :stopitslime:
You nailed this shyt on the head for me. Repped.
 
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Bro I just heard from some guys on the internet about this service about to come to The U.S. In All (50) Fifty States where substitute girlfriends are assigned to upstanding gentlemen without dealing with the Hassles, Rejections, Etc Of The U.S. Civilian Women Which Are Mostly "100% Shallow"

Yeah it's called either import her, go abroad or wife up a foreign exchange chick....
 
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