Mike Mayock - "Look at that big powerful trunk....that BUBBLE BUTT"

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

#OYYOYSL

To answer your question tho homie, I'm not gonna lie. Melo is holding for an NBAer, but let's keep it a buck: he's not fukking n/h with any of these NFL dudes, specially defensive line or tackles.

This guy in particular, no idea who he is, but jesus christ on a cross and hope to die, he's got a goddamn brigade of donkness going on back there n/h.

He's got great legs too n/h I'm sure he can generate a lot of power, explosive power.

People forget that a sport like football where you gotta exert a lot of power very quickly (basically explosive strength) you need the muscle mass and weight (for leverage) to do it.

That's why you want your line to be full of dudes with fat asses because typically they got more leverage and larger (stronger) glutes, hams, and quads.

Goddamn tho, If I could have Mayock's job for just one day, I'd make a great NFL scout. How the NBA is going crazy with analytics, the NFL needs to go crazy with analytics for dudes' asses. Too bad I suck n/h at math cause I'd create the algorithm for it.

 

[pickles]

Do homos watch this shyt?

They at home like and


no homo

 

[Makavalli]

So Mike Mayock was Yung Yogurt all along :crackheadohh: :crackheadohh:

Lmao that smiley oozes fukking flabbyness

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

whatever happened to that @Yung Yogurt cat?

He took his gimmick one step too far and got banned . Shame because he was both funny and a legit good poster too. Hawks and Ravens threads haven't been the same since.

 

[The God Poster]

It's true. Football 101 butt=power. Look at lineman from Oregon butts and then look at ones from a Stanford or Ohio St. show me a dominate football player with a flat back
Little booties don't make good football players.

Ok, would you like me to watch game tape and pick the fattys from the flat backs

 

[BlackAchilles]

I straight changed the channel for a minute in disgust after that shyt Ol Fleece Johnson ass nikka

At this homoerotic combine coverage

PS If it was female athletes he'd become a paraiah

 

[PortCityProphet]

Ok, would you like me to watch game tape and pick the fattys from the flat backs

You ain't gotta look at game tapes of butts that's gay. But look at good lineman, lbs, rbs and tell me what they all got in common.

 

[The God Poster]

You ain't gotta look at game tapes of butts that's gay. But look at good lineman, lbs, rbs and tell me what they all got in common.

6ft and 320lbs+

 

[Steezy]

You ain't gotta look at game tapes of butts that's gay. But look at good lineman, lbs, rbs and tell me what they all got in common.

talent is what they have you flaming bayou fakkit . you must believe barry sanders has the greatest ass of all time too huh

 

[Swagnificent]

Your slave analogy is ridiculous. Slaves don't audition for paying jobs. Moreover Mayock talks about non-black players the same lascivious way he talks about black ones. I'd rather watch the NFL and the Cobine than the NBA with its openly racist owners.

cac alert

 

[PortCityProphet]

talent is what they have you flaming bayou fakkit . you must believe barry sanders has the greatest ass of all time too huh

IF the Falcons looked at butts from a scientific and performance point of view instead of a sexual way maybe yall would draft better
And Barry had thick legs

 

[Flackaveli]

The gay undertones got me


Nicca using porn search terms to describe players. Lmao

 

[godkiller]

cac alert

Ironic coming from the likes of you. There's no slavery in the NFL combine which rewards players with million dollar contracts.

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

No way.... Dude is sus but that would be full on


Edit: Well Mike Mayock is gay

You can't tell me this man Mayock isn't a cuckold

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

No way.... Dude is sus but that would be full on


Edit: Well Mike Mayock is gay