Mike Tirico is a gotdam disgrace

[Joe Sixpack]

You can tell he's a Tom by how he commentates.
Black guy makes one handed 360 windmill from the free throw line: Tirico "Good play"
White guy makes a hustle play during garbage time: Tirico "Joey's an amazing high energy guy from the illustrious South Dakota State basketball program. He really has been coming on as of late as he recently had an epic four rebound performance. Let's pan into the crowd for a shot of his beautiful blonde wife!"

Beautiful!!

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

 

[Listen]

I'll be honest, I totally do not get the whole black men and their hair thing. I think it's hilarious to read, but haven't got a clue as to why another mans haircut, or lack their of, can fukk up your impression of another black man the way it does.

For white dudes, it's a mullet that gets people talking, but thats really it.

 

[Cynical Thoughts]

A c00n is basically the opposite of an Uncle Tom/Sambo. Meaning somebody who's lazy, steals, drinks/smokes, defys massas rules, and is pretty much into any criminal shyt in order to get ahead quicker. Uncle Toms follow all of massas rules and do whatever they can to stay on their good side and would sell their own kind out to stay on a cacs good list, even if they gain nothing from it.

So Uncle Tom today = "He's not like the others, he's a good guy.", and c00n today would = thug, gangsta, ghetto trash, etc. Hell, where you think "c00n" came from? Racc00n's hunt at night and would go into chicken coups and take chickens, dirt poor "c00ns" were jackin them same chicken coups and watermelon patches in the same fashion so cacs called em "Lazy, good for nothing, c00ns."

Nozz fukked yall minds up....

I figured that was right. Just wanted to get an understanding of what it meant around here.

at some of the dudes favorite rappers being the biggest c00ns, but I guess that's blasphamous to point out, with this being a hip hop forum.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

I figured that was right. Just wanted to get an understanding of what it meant around here.

at some of the dudes favorite rappers being the biggest c00ns, but I guess that's blasphamous to point out, with this being a hip hop forum.

That's why I try not to use that word. Cuz ultimately a lot of us love, celebrate, and even partake in c00nish behavior. fukked up when you think about it.

 

[606onit]

You can tell he's a Tom by how he commentates.
Black guy makes one handed 360 windmill from the free throw line: Tirico "Good play"
White guy makes a hustle play during garbage time: Tirico "Joey's an amazing high energy guy from the illustrious South Dakota State basketball program. He really has been coming on as of late as he recently had an epic four rebound performance. Let's pan into the crowd for a shot of his beautiful blonde wife!"

Beautiful!!

Example 1 of 39,5343,534,305......

 

[Roman Brady]

What black man doesnt shave their head when the time has come?

One that might get Folliculitis?

 

[Born2BKing]

You can tell he's a Tom by how he commentates.
Black guy makes one handed 360 windmill from the free throw line: Tirico "Good play"
White guy makes a hustle play during garbage time: Tirico "Joey's an amazing high energy guy from the illustrious South Dakota State basketball program. He really has been coming on as of late as he recently had an epic four rebound performance. Let's pan into the crowd for a shot of his beautiful blonde wife!"

Bruh that shyt was ridicluous. He was always tryna come off more white than Kirk and Leo and they would just be looking at him like Kirk is blacker then Tirico, cool as dude.