Mike Tyson is 56 years old now. For a million dollars, could you whip him

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

Spend damn near all that million on life long medical bills, brehs

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

FOR A MILLY, I GOTTA TRY.

 

[King Kai]

 

[Cuban Pete]

Old ass cacs like Sly Stallone and Schwarzenegger would SLEEP at least a quarter of the Coli, the fukk yall think Mike would do? He just embarrased Roy Jones last year. Fighting is not like basketball, an old ass tribal man in Africa killed a LEOPARD with his bare hands at 76 off that adrenaline. The fukk do you think Mike "Childhood Trauma and Aggression" Tyson is gonna do to you?

This is a man that did psychedelic ayahuasca and toad venom to CALM himself down and expand his mind... and he STILL slapped up a a cac on a PLANE for annoying him. Real life murderers and gangsters come on his podcast and they all have that churchmouse energy around him. Mike different dogs Im not saying hes invincible but you better be ready to DIE fighting that man, or be Lennox Lewis.

 

[Mowgli]

Getting hit by a professional fighter is different, and that old man strength.


Even @Mowgli does not want that smoke

Sit down

 

[King Kai]

Old ass cacs like Sly Stallone and Schwarzenegger would SLEEP at least a quarter of the Coli, the fukk yall think Mike would do? He just embarrased Roy Jones last year. Fighting is not like basketball, an old ass tribal man in Africa killed a LEOPARD with his bare hands at 76 off that adrenaline. The fukk do you think Mike "Childhood Trauma and Aggression" Tyson is gonna do to you?

This is a man that did psychedelic ayahuasca and toad venom to CALM himself down and expand his mind... and he STILL slapped up a a cac on PLANE for annoying him. Real life murderers and gangsters come on his podcast and all have that churchmouse energy around him. Mike different dogs Im not saying hes invincible but you better be ready to DIE fighting that man, or be Lennox Lewis.

Talk to em

 

[DropTopDoc]

nikka hit you one time in the body or face and you gon rethink a lot of your decisions

 

[boriquaking]

Boxers never lose their hands so no

 

[5thbornpowerseed]

fukk throwing the haynes...
I keep it brief, with a gat... -Tay Roc

 

[Master Teacher]

This was just two years ago


Why ya nikkas keep playing with that man.

Mike will be a good trainer if he can find a good athlete

them cacs he be trying to show the peek a boo style ain't got the athletic ability to move how he move

even them japanese fighters that use the peek a boo got a real basic style compared to the tyson footwork,

I mean you watch the early Tyson fights, it's some of the best boxing you will ever see, you can clearly see a fall off where you can tell this nikka was not training at all, because all of his footwork was gone, he look better in these clips as an old man than he did in those fights as far as his speed and footwork

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

Not even worth da concussion, fractures, internal bleedin' or broken bones.

 

[Sex Luthor]

Can I beat him up? No

Would I fight him? No

The nikka still Tyson. Until he's Muhammad Ali shaky status I'll always feel this way

 

[Starboy52]

Nope.

He can have whatever W he would get from me getting tf up out with the quickness. This man is still one quick temper trigger away from turning someone’s jawline into Sawdust and reuniting them with the ancestors. That technique and muscle memory is STILL THERE. Still sharp. Still deadly.

My quality of life ain’t GREAT, but I’d rather have what I have now than be rendered a vegetable if he gets that combo off and beats the CTE into me

 

[DOSDUMUNI]

Not a boxing match, a street fight where anything goes. You can scratch, you can do low blows. You can bite HIS ear if you want to.

Hell da fukk nooooooooooo

Is y'all serious?

 

[O.Red]

Mike will be a good trainer if he can find a good athlete

them cacs he be trying to show the peek a boo style ain't got the athletic ability to move how he move

even them japanese fighters that use the peek a boo got a real basic style compared to the tyson footwork,

I mean you watch the early Tyson fights, it's some of the best boxing you will ever see, you can clearly see a fall off where you can tell this nikka was not training at all, because all of his footwork was gone, he look better in these clips as an old man than he did in those fights as far as his speed and footwork

The thing about peekaboo is it was created specifically for Tyson's body

Tyson's legs( ) are built to generate so much power and shift weight that's it's like you're fighting a mini SUV with fists

Tyson is one of the GOAT examples of why you shouldn't skip leg day

The only cac that comes close is Lomachenko who has the movement but nowhere near the locomotive power