Mike tyson vs jake paul = endgame for paul brothers

jadillac

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I feel like a lot of ppl are immediately jumping to "this is all fake" as a defense mechanism for the fact that Tyson is about to lose to Jake Paul

I have no doubt that Tyson would KO Paul inside the first minute if he was even 10-15 years younger, but as much as ppl wanna hate on Paul, he is at this point at the very least a legitimate lower level pro boxer who has all the money in the world to get the best training who spends all his time doing that

If this is a legit straight fight, Jake Paul wins this really easily

Rofl.

Mike Tyson can and will knock Jakes block off if he has the chance. Now granted if it goes rounds Tyson will tire out. But it wouldn't be a few shots in the 1st rnd and Jake is sleep.

Moot point tho bc this fight is a rouse
 

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Yea, king robbed him blind
that was decades ago. he has since been in movies, wrote a book, and had vegas shows. his youtube podcast alone generates money b2b free shyt the saudis give him for just appearing.

my guess, is he believes he can knock the buffoonery out of jake.

keyword: believes. he's 57 fukking years old, the mind says one thing, the body says another.
 

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Is Mike struggling for money?

This is embarrassing and I will not sanction this buffonery.
I can't understand this, it's a no win for Jake Paul even if he wins and this is beneath Tyson imo. There has to be some level of coordination between these two to make this happen :why:
 

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If this is something that I could take as legit I think Mike knocks him out early. 57 years old or not the power is the last to go and his speed is still probably something the average man hasn't seen in a fight. For all the training Paul has had he still doesn't have the years of amateur experience training camps and sparring sessions like a prodigy like Tyson. But with all that being said Paul wins in a decision where Mike hardly throws anything.
 

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that was decades ago. he has since been in movies, wrote a book, and had vegas shows. his youtube podcast alone generates money b2b free shyt the saudis give him for just appearing.

my guess, is he believes he can knock the buffoonery out of jake.

keyword: believes. he's 57 fukking years old, the mind says one thing, the body says another.
lol, you’re assuming he doesn’t piss the new money away either, it’s just not king robbing him, it’s HIM.
 

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Has anyone ever seen a Paul contract? If the fights are fixed, is there proof :jbhmm:
 

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If this is something that I could take as legit I think Mike knocks him out early. 57 years old or not the power is the last to go and his speed is still probably something the average man hasn't seen in a fight. For all the training Paul has had he still doesn't have the years of amateur experience training camps and sparring sessions like a prodigy like Tyson. But with all that being said Paul wins in a decision where Mike hardly throws anything.
Mike is old, he’ll gas quick without a quick ko
 

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that was decades ago. he has since been in movies, wrote a book, and had vegas shows. his youtube podcast alone generates money b2b free shyt the saudis give him for just appearing.

my guess, is he believes he can knock the buffoonery out of jake.

keyword: believes. he's 57 fukking years old, the mind says one thing, the body says another.


Jake Paul pulled in $30 million just from his own cut for fighting Tommy Fury. Mike Tyson is a MUCH bigger name than Tommy Fury. There's gonna be far more money in this fight than anything Tyson has done since forever.
 

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Going for Jake just cause Art Barr is upset :blessed:



At least nikkaz still realize.

This is the consistent main eventer drawing segment.

Of the art barr network TV show.

Where I,...


art barr = NETWORK COLISEUM CHAMPION


,...... contracted....
to perform a nightly tornado death squash tables match.


Art Barr


[If you too stupid to understand fourth wall break...

Starts here.....

Where hopefully..
the low card mid card.
no draw dark match.
loser.
jabrone.

Vic


In art barr translator terms.....
vic = victim.

puts themselves through it.

That at this point..

They are nuffin more.
than the Ricky and Morty crybaby origin backstory.
failed clone versions of themselves.
That hop out of portals.
Either,...Inring.
or,....
juat so happen to run down the rampway.

Or try that whole spooky house of black meets undertaker sudden ring appearance thing. They somehow unlocked with their coli cash.


@thecoli.com's,... or the coliseum battle domed closed bandshell arena.

Where I ambidextriously,....[I am more naturally gifted than you in just about everything. Believe it]

execute them via,...

A. Tables.
B. Flamin fye tables ending match
C. Conchaorto by janice
D. All of the above



Special poster pick your own.

ART BARR = COLlISEUM NETWORK CHAMPION


PUT'S EEM THROUGHED'T IT.

CHOOSE YOUR ADVENTURE ENDING.




Art Barr


One of these's


art barr


Meets Parker lewis can't lewis style theme show logos.
connotated.
a fourth wall gateway.
for you back to your dimension.

In the real world.
where we were hypothetically speculating about what was gone happen to the paul brothers.



Art Barr
 

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At least nikkaz still realize.

This is the consistent main eventer drawing segment.

Of the art barr network TV show.

Where I,...


art barr = NETWORK COLISEUM CHAMPION


,...... contracted....
to perform a nightly tornado death squash tables match.


Art Barr


[If you too stupid to understand fourth wall break...

Starts here.....

Where hopefully..
the low card mid card.
no draw dark match.
loser.
jabrone.

Vic


In art barr translator terms.....
vic = victim.

puts themselves through it.

That at this point..

They are nuffin more.
than the Ricky and Morty crybaby origin backstory.
failed clone versions of themselves.
That hop out of portals.
Either,...Inring.
or,....
juat so happen to run down the rampway.

Or try that whole spooky house of black meets undertaker sudden ring appearance thing. They somehow unlocked with their coli cash.


@thecoli.com's,... or the coliseum battle domed closed bandshell arena.

Where I ambidextriously,....[I am more naturally gifted than you in just about everything. Believe it]

execute them via,...

A. Tables.
B. Flamin fye tables ending match
C. Conchaorto by janice
D. All of the above



Special poster pick your own.

ART BARR = COLlISEUM NETWORK CHAMPION


PUT'S EEM THROUGHED'T IT.

CHOOSE YOUR ADVENTURE ENDING.




Art Barr


One of these's


art barr


Meets Parker lewis can't lewis style theme show logos.
connotated.
a fourth wall gateway.
for you back to your dimension.

In the real world.
where we were hypothetically speculating about what was gone happen to the paul brothers.



Art Barr

You 54 blood you gotta catch me 1st.
Pretty sure my hands are faster than yours as well :mjgrin:


You won’t even make it to grab a table. I’d hit your old ass with an Alabama Slam before you even make it down the ramp :pacspit:
 
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