Mikhail Prokhorov says he learned everything he knows about America from “Martin."

[jadillac]

Kid (from my brother & me): "Hey Santa, I gotta question, why is rudolphs nose so red?"

Martin(dressed as Santa): "Because he's on that stuff!"




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Mama Payne: "Yo daddy was a fine man, Cole.



...but he was hell when he was suckin on that bottle"

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

bet it was the episode when Martin bought the Hashytashshi 2000

 

[Adebisi_Said]

bet it was the episode when Martin bought the Hashytashshi 2000

Who's that in your avi?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Who's that in your avi?

 

[dtownreppin214]

Fresh prince was better.Martin had a bunch of stupid ass episodes

 

[Adebisi_Said]

I wish I could have a Hoochie Burger right now.

 

[GoPro]

That's my trolling Nets owner. I gotta get into the NBA again. Been slackin

 

[NigerianDonDada]

Y'all got me in here

 

[Quarterback]

Hov and Bey get back to the crib to find this Russian nikka all up in they fridge makin himself a sammich on some Bruh Man.

"Voz just hungry, comrade"

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Barclays prolly got meatloaf and waffles at the concession stands n shyt.

 

[pickles]

:laughing: I keep telling y'all he don't give a fukk about that team or basketball.

 

[andre patton]

Musta learned everything he knows about basketball from watching Hang Time

 

[Ruck]

im not surprised. my parents are from norway, and they absolutely love ol' marty mar. i even remembered my pops borrowing "don't you no no gooood"

 

[NYC Rebel]

Mikhail hiring Angry Man as the PA announcer when players hit that 6th foul

 

[Grifter]

dat smiley


Just watched the episode when they went on vacation to Chilligans island and had that rat/squirrel/puppy in the room

Bet they have those in Russia.