Mikhail Prokhorov says he learned everything he knows about America from “Martin."

[SuikodenII]

Mikhail leading the morning practice workouts like

 

[Piff Perkins]

Prokhorov randomly stepping into players' houses like Bruh Man

 

[Monoblock]

Prokhorov be telling his players to push until they get it right

I bet he knows every word to Montell Jordan's This is How We Do It too

 

[Majestyx]

too bad this guy hired bruh man as the fukkin GM

Mikhail Payne: where my draft picks at *wilds out accuses coach hollins, and random assitants of steals hiding picks

Bruhman king: *crawls out from under front row seats * Yeah man, you get that note i left under the sink?

Mikhail Payne:

Bruhman King: i traded them for this hamm ssssamich, oh yeah. i Drank all yo kool-aid too *head nods, crawls back under front row seats*

Mikhail Payne :

 

[Jerz-2]

The next piece of land Mikhail buys is gonna be called Chilligans Island.

"...that ain't no daaaaamn puppy!!"

 

[Jerz-2]

Gettin ready to take ya down bwoy gettin ready to take ya down bwoy

Get on outta here, bwoy...ain't got no money, bwoy....

 

[Jerz-2]

Whitty Huton night @ Barclays

Last we saw Bruhman, he was running away with the slow bob....

 

[Jerz-2]

Mama Payne: "Yo daddy was a fine man, Cole.



...but he was hell when he was suckin on that bottle"

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....y'all got my secretary lookin' in here like "you must be on The Coli again..."

That whole episode (when they win the car) has so many quotables:

Evelyn: "We're here! We're here we're here!"

Momma Payne: "Good, well then get your big asses out..."

Otis (talkin' to Pam): "What's the matter, you can't read? I gotta change the sign from bright red to 'blind as a bat' red? Move that damn car, girl....."

Shenehneh's homegirl in the car w/Tommy (Kim Coles): "DON'T LET US GET TA SLICIN'!!"

MARTIN = GOAT FUKKIN SHOW!!

 

[Jerz-2]

"HE DON'T KNOW ME! HE DON'T KNOW ME!"

 

[smitty22]

Prokhorov in them meetings acting like Pam when she was hypnotize


@T.O.N.Y 2Chainz go to 3:33 Your earlier post

 

[Jerz-2]

Prokhorov in them meetings acting like Pam when she was hypnotize

....but when she leaned up against the wall, though:

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOW...."

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

 

[frush11]

Yo im on the bus home, laughing loud as hell, people looking at me like

 

[jadillac]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....y'all got my secretary lookin' in here like "you must be on The Coli again..."

That whole episode (when they win the car) has so many quotables:

Evelyn: "We're here! We're here we're here!"

Momma Payne: "Good, well then get your big asses out..."

Otis (talkin' to Pam): "What's the matter, you can't read? I gotta change the sign from bright red to 'blind as a bat' red? Move that damn car, girl....."

Shenehneh's homegirl in the car w/Tommy (Kim Coles): "DON'T LET US GET TA SLICIN'!!"

MARTIN = GOAT FUKKIN SHOW!!

Tommy: "....get outta my ear Kaluah"

Keylolo: "Kaluah?!?! My name is Keylolo! K. E. Y. lo-lo!!!"

 

[Big D Bangston]

Martin: GINA LOOK OUT DA BIRD GOT A GUN!!!!!

Gina:

Martin: How the bird gon' have a gun when the gun would be heavier than the bird gina?

Gina:

Funny shyt (At the pet store)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Cashier: this bird is dead, you killed it

Martin: why all the time its the black man fault, what about the black WO-MAAAN, THE WO-MAAAAAAAAN

Gina: I'm sorry

Martin: Its OK baby

Gina:

Martin to cashier: "OK between you and me, SHE TOOK HIM OUT NIKKA!!!!!"