Military Brehs: Did You Attend Your Service Ball?

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For all my civilian brehs, this is the equivalent of a company party/event except in the military they damn near try to force you to go

The last thing I wanna do is be surrounded by a buncha drunk cacs with shytty haircuts in some stiff ass dress clothes and PAY for the ticket to do the above

Unfortunately as an NCO, I had to go to ONE which I left shortly but as a lower enlisted I always had excuses

Ive seen NCOs force soldiers to print out paystubs, show budgets and explain why they can’t afford ticket

Or if they say they just flat out dont wanna go shame u with ur not a team player, ima kick u out the army, ur selfish etc

I used make em feel guilty and lie and say family was in town so this was my special time with them:DenzelisDone:

I remember this one lieutenant (white bytch) was telling us she was having a get together at her house. I lied and said yeah im going and on the day of I didnt go, this bytch asked someone else for my phone number and called me 3 times. Then on that Monday morning got mad & wanted to write me up. bytch dont no one wanna go over there and eat ur unseasoned food:MJCrackinup:

Why cant people just enjoy their time off:mjtf:

Ive seen this in civilian jobs too but less stressed but more implied. Do people not have anything else better to do than hang w co workers they see 40+ hours a week ?
 

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i went once as a E-4 and after that i never went again :francis:

When i saw a NCOs date that was a girl from the local strip club off base i threw money at the weekend before knew this shyt wasnt the wave:mjlol: added with the fact it was like you saind mostly cacs with bad haircuts getting drunk

luckily i didnt pay for my tickets
 

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For all my civilian brehs, this is the equivalent of a company party/event except in the military they damn near try to force you to go

The last thing I wanna do is be surrounded by a buncha drunk cacs with shytty haircuts in some stiff ass dress clothes and PAY for the ticket to do the above

Unfortunately as an NCO, I had to go to ONE which I left shortly but as a lower enlisted I always had excuses

Ive seen NCOs force soldiers to print out paystubs, show budgets and explain why they can’t afford ticket

Or if they say they just flat out dont wanna go shame u with ur not a team player, ima kick u out the army, ur selfish etc

I used make em feel guilty and lie and say family was in town so this was my special time with them:DenzelisDone:

I remember this one lieutenant (white bytch) was telling us she was having a get together at her house. I lied and said yeah im going and on the day of I didnt go, this bytch asked someone else for my phone number and called me 3 times. Then on that Monday morning got mad & wanted to write me up. bytch dont no one wanna go over there and eat ur unseasoned food:MJCrackinup:

Why cant people just enjoy their time off:mjtf:

Ive seen this in civilian jobs too but less stressed but more implied. Do people not have anything else better to do than hang w co workers they see 40+ hours a week ?
If i was her , i would of found something to write you up on . You should know females are petty & you promised her op , you have to deliver on promises or you'll be labeled as a liar
 
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I went to a few basically just chilled with the homies who deployed together and got drunk and talked shyt to people. BUT fukk THE ONES I HAD TO GO TO APART OF RECRUITING COMMAND YOU fukk ASS bytchES
 

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If i was her , i would of found something to write you up on . You should know females are petty & you promised her op , you have to deliver on promises or you'll be labeled as a liar

You can’t write someone up on that. Thats not how the military works

I told her Id show up so she could get off my back. She just wanted me to come cuz she had a crush on me.

How can she write you up for not showing up to her spot after the ball?! What she was doing can coulda got herself into trouble. That's Fraternization. You can't host a get together with low/high mix ranks if you're not at a public setting.

She can’t. Thats why I told her if it’s such a big deal lets go and talk to the Captain. She was being petty and in her feelings. She apologized and sucked up to me for a long time. For what it’s worth she had a huge crush on me (she flirted with me heavy at work & I curved her all the time). She was a cute blonde chick. I ended up smashing her after she left my shop (I got put in BN on my way out the Army). It was a culture shock never dealing with female soldiers like that from infantry. There just as raunchy as us.

Part of the reason I have a hard time dealing with female supervisors. Too petty and emotional decision making. Plus I can get over on them easily. I gaslighted the shyt out that woman and made her feel bad to the point I was getting passes to not show up to PT 4 times a week:DenzelisDone:
 

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You can’t write someone up on that. Thats not how the military works

I told her Id show up so she could get off my back. She just wanted me to come cuz she had a crush on me.



She can’t. Thats why I told her if it’s such a big deal lets go and talk to the Captain. She was being petty and in her feelings. She apologized and sucked up to me for a long time. For what it’s worth she had a huge crush on me (she flirted with me heavy at work & I curved her all the time). She was a cute blonde chick. I ended up smashing her after she left my shop (I got put in BN on my way out the Army). It was a culture shock never dealing with female soldiers like that from infantry. There just as raunchy as us.

Part of the reason I have a hard time dealing with female supervisors. Too petty and emotional decision making. Plus I can get over on them easily. I gaslighted the shyt out that woman and made her feel bad to the point I was getting passes to not show up to PT 4 times a week:DenzelisDone:
They tryna fukk nikkas like that in the military... if so shyt i might join
 

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Nope! Not even once. I didn’t even do class A inspections the last 4 years I was in.
 

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They tryna fukk nikkas like that in the military... if so shyt i might join

You’d join for white women?

Am I hearing this correctly breh:DenzelisDone:


Yes, I did get a lot and I mean a lot of residual p*ssy

Esp if ur a decent looking black dude

Alot of nymphos

Nope! Not even once. I didn’t even do class A inspections the last 4 years I was in.

What unit was u in:Lethemhoesdie:
 

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You’d join for white women?

Am I hearing this correctly breh:DenzelisDone:


Yes, I did get a lot and I mean a lot of residual p*ssy

Esp if ur a decent looking black dude

Alot of nymphos



What unit was u in:Lethemhoesdie:

First was 11th ACR, next 3rd brigade/101st abn, final unit was 2nd (formerly 5th) brigade 2ID. At worst, I bought a ticket one time for support but didn’t go. I just always lucked out. Being a line medic helped and being an NCO with multiple troubled joes helped lol.
 

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Yes pretty much obligated if you are in leadership positions part of the game...I never had fun at any of them to be honest.
 
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