Military brehs, What's the stupidest thing you've ever cleaned

[Orbital-Fetus]

tell me you in here

i wish i was trolling.
when i found out that everyone in my barracks knew that i was being fukked with
against the rules and didn't say shyt for over a month, i was so pissed off.

when my sargent found out that i ratted him out he told me he had picks of me putting his undies on.

i had to fall back hard.

 

[DeadlyDeadlyBees]

Wiping down under the fuselage of an A-10. The gas from that gun stays keeping that shyt dirty. No point in doing it but they had some general coming and we had to look busy.

 

[The Lyon King]

my drill sargent's underwear...by hand.
then he made me put them on him when he got out of the shower.

this went on for a month before the other guys told me that he isn't allowed to make me do that.
i reported him but nothing happened to him.

And y'all supposed to be protecting us?
<<<<<<<<<

 

[Farrinto]

my drill sargent's underwear...by hand.
then he made me put them on him when he got out of the shower

What year was this?

 

[Farrinto]

Mopped up rain while it was still raining.

New private at my first unit fukkery

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Sell your soul to the government brehs

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

my drill sargent's underwear...by hand.
then he made me put them on him when he got out of the shower.

this went on for a month before the other guys told me that he isn't allowed to make me do that.
i reported him but nothing happened to him.

What
The
fukk

 

[El Poyo Loco]

my drill sargent's underwear...by hand.
then he made me put them on him when he got out of the shower.

this went on for a month before the other guys told me that he isn't allowed to make me do that.
i reported him but nothing happened to him.

What in the entire fukk

 

[Mowgli]

my drill sargent's underwear...by hand.
then he made me put them on him when he got out of the shower.

this went on for a month before the other guys told me that he isn't allowed to make me do that.
i reported him but nothing happened to him.

You were never on the service

But you been served huh faggit

 

[b_low_brown]

Lol at believing posts by someone named orbital fetus

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

What year was this?

'84

 

[Farrinto]

'84

 

[Shogun]

Not completely stupid, but the shyt that always bothered me the most was picking up cigarette butts

 

[The Tribesman]

That

my drill sargent's underwear...by hand.
then he made me put them on him when he got out of the shower.

this went on for a month before the other guys told me that he isn't allowed to make me do that.
i reported him but nothing happened to him.

dude sounds moist as fukk. How did you agree to this?

 

[Farrinto]

That

dude sounds moist as fukk. How did you agree to this?

I'm 99% sure it's a

No sane DS is going to risk his career over some dumb shyt like that. Drill sergeants can do some wild shyt but they're not taking it that far.