i remember last semester i was in a class called "the science of food" and my professor said that nearly 70 percent of African Americans were lactose intolerant. mind u he was a 60 year old cac so i looked at this fool like "

stfu i just had a cheeseburger and aint shyt wrong with me

"
he picked up his cup of milk and said "well drink 3 glasses of milk one day and tell me how that goes for you,
homie
"
so i said fukkit im bout to prove u wrong
I got home, opened the fridge, took out the 2% milk, poured a glass and downed that shyt like it wasnt nothing

. 30 minutes go by and Im like yeeaaah i knew this cac was full of shyt

so i fixed another glass, drunk it with a turkey sandwich, and started chilling out to Netflix.
an hour went by and i was still watching netflix, thinking bout how good that lunch was, when my stomach suddenly bubbled. at first i aint think nothing of it, but as time went on it started getting worse until it felt like my ass was holding back two galloons of liquid. i ran to the bathroom like
i never even made it to the third glass. lord knows what might've happened if i had

. i was on the toilet for 30 minutes, but it felt like i was there for hours like i was in the hyperbolic time chamber. i went to class the next day all ashamed like "yeaaah i tried drinking the milk yesterday. it didnt quite work out

"
he just chuckled, took a sip of his milk and said told ya so
from then on i been like fukk old white people and milk