Millennials Will Get Sick and Die Faster Than the Previous Generation

[reasonable_doubter]

"In the report’s intro, analysts from Moody’s Analytics write that, in examining “millennial health patterns,” they found “several interesting and concerning findings.” Well… Pardon mon Francais, but I’ll freaking say so! Using a combination of data from Blue Cross Blue Shield, the CDC, and prior health studies, the report predicts millennials will achieve the new triple threat of being sicker, broker, and dying younger than the previous generation, Gen X. My fellow millennials have been essentially predicting this very outcome for years, just without all the fancy data, regularly joking that our parents will outlive us. Turns out…...we’ve been right the whole time!'

Millennials Will Get Sick and Die Faster Than the Previous Generation

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

“As a millennial woman who goes on a jog most mornings; maintains a few no-alcohol nights per week; eats a balanced lunch hunched over at her desk; and currently has an unread email from herself, subject line “therapists,” in her inbox... I know nothing about the issues outlined in this report, personally. But best of luck to the rest of you suckers, and see you in hell!”

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[Dorian Breh]

@Arcavian

 

[Arcavian]

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