I got drunk for the first time.
Had 4 16oz glasses of jack and coke in my studio. I started drinking at 8PM, I was in that bítch blitzed by 8:30

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Last thing I remember that night was being stooped over the sink vomiting and thinking that I'm about to die from alcohol poisoning

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Woke up in bed in the morning. Phone dead, room still spinning, went back to sleep.
I wake up again and charge my phone, and I check the time. My dumb ass sees '8:42' and thinks, "Damn, I was only out for 30 minutes

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I check again and think, "Oh, nah, time must have gone back

. Let me go back to sleep

".
I hear birds chirping, hop out of bed and realize that the sun is up, I'm late to work and my navy co-workers are blowing me the fúck up

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